Stories By Piper McGowin
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Editor's Choice
The Latest BS Health Problem: “Dormant Butt Syndrome”
May 25, 2016I hate to say it, but examples like this have to be why people in other...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Susan Rice Complains There Are “Too Many White People In Top Government Positions”
May 25, 2016Susan Rice had the gall to link national security with racially-motivated appointments to cabinet positions.
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
“No Woman Should Be Subjected to It”: Trump’s New Attack Ad Against Bill Clinton Is Just Creepy
May 24, 2016The slow fade picture of Bill with a cigar in his mouth, complete with eerie background...
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Controlling the Herd
This One Graduation Photo Sums up America’s Public Schools
May 24, 2016Can you spot the issue here?
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Actor Elijah Wood Blows the Whistle on Massive Hollywood Pedophile Scandal
May 23, 2016"There is darkness in the underbelly—if you can imagine it, it's probably happened."
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Editor's Choice
Heavy Metal Cartoon Video about the History of Pugs… Because Friday
May 20, 2016Have you ever wanted to know everything there is to know about where pugs come from...
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Cops and Robbers
Reporter Arrested for Pooping on the Lawn of the Football Player Who Ritualistically Sacrificed His Dog Because His Teen’s Shirt Was Evil
May 20, 2016Headlines like that simply cannot be made up.
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
PC Just Jumped the Shark: ThinkProgress’ LGBT Editor Zack Ford Argues Men Do Menstruate… and Can Get Pregnant
May 20, 2016Can you imagine where society is headed if the progressive left is driving the car?
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
His Lawyer Just Revealed What O.J. Simpson Whispered to Him After the “Not Guilty” Verdict Was Read
May 19, 2016No, it wasn't, "I totally did it LOL."
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Editor's Choice
Former PA Governor Ed Rendell Says “Ugly Women Won’t Vote for Trump”… So Does that Mean Hillary Has the Ugly Vote on Lock?
May 19, 2016After he made the comment, Rendell officially apologized for the now viral quote.
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Kansas Judge Rules People Don’t Have to Prove They Are US Citizens to Vote Here
May 19, 2016The state of Kansas immediately announced it would be appealing the judge's decision, which basically amounts...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
The Iranian Government Really Believes Kim Kardashian Is a Spy
May 18, 2016So, because Kim Kardashian posts pictures of her half-naked, photoshopped, surgery enhanced butt on Instagram, people...
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Editor's Choice
WTF: Video Shows Students in Texas Jumping Rope with Cat Intestines in Anatomy Class
May 18, 2016It's 2016, and kids in Texas are using cat intestines as a jump rope to learn...
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Camps and Detainment
Police State: Sadly, You Probably WILL Believe What Happened to This Dad Who Pulled over Because His Baby Barfed in the Car
May 17, 2016A man gets sick trying to clean up his son's sick... but it gets so much...
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Editor's Choice
About That Creepy Picture: Christina Aguilera Admits Hillary Clinton Stared at Her Boobs on TV
May 17, 2016"It's amazing, it's awesome!" Aguilera added. "She supports the girls."
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Cops and Robbers
Facebook and Dominos Are More Reliable at Finding You than 9-1-1 in an Emergency
May 16, 2016In an era where the majority of people are using cell phones, 9-1-1 can suffer an...
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Armageddon Scenarios
“Seven Dead Babies a Day”: Economic Collapse Has Turned Venezuelan Hospitals into the Worst Horror Film You Can Imagine
May 16, 2016This is the true, undeniable horror of what economic collapse really looks like... and it is...
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Camps and Detainment
Ghost Ship: Mystery Oil Tanker Washes Ashore in Liberia with No One on Board
May 13, 2016The vessel, which hadn't been heard from for three weeks, was completely abandoned.
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Editor's Choice
Scary Hair Washing Robot Will Traumatize You in the Shower
May 13, 2016Still, this is pretty hilarious... if you are a sadist who also wants a good beating...
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Editor's Choice
DO. NOT. WANT. Caitlyn Jenner to Pose Nude on Sports Illustrated, Draped only in an American Flag
May 13, 2016Because nothing says "America!" like a 66-year-old man who had surgery to become a woman posing...
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Editor's Choice
A Satanist Is Running for State Senate in California
May 13, 2016Here's something you don't see every day... or ever before (at least openly) in the history...
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Controlling the Herd
President Obama “ORDERS” Schools to Allow Transgender Students to Use Whatever Bathroom They Want
May 13, 2016Throw aside the bathroom issue for a second. How can Obama order schools to do anything?
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Editor's Choice
Stupid New Trend: Eating Corn off a Power Drill
May 12, 2016Warning: this is painful to watch.
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Economy and Finance
Real Minimum Wage Is $0: Wendy’s to Roll out Idiocracy-Style Self-Service Kiosks This Year
May 12, 2016Progressives just don't understand the fact (not science fiction) that robots are about to take over...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Space Station Live Feed Catches Giant Brown Object Hovering over Earth
May 11, 2016It seems like these things are happening more and more and more lately...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Watch Hillary Cackle with Glee After “Under God” Is Removed from the Pledge at Her Rally
May 11, 2016The person hosting this rally in Camden, New Jersey for Hillary Clinton displayed a weird form...
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Armageddon Scenarios
Video: Homeowner Watches Fort McMurray House Burn Down via Security Cam
May 11, 2016He pulled out his iPhone to watch his house burn down live via his web-linked security...
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Editor's Choice
WTF: Man Throws Live Alligator Into Fast Food Drive Thru Window
May 10, 2016You know how frustrating it is when someone doesn't get your order right at the drive...
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Controlling the Herd
Cops Charge Scottish Man with Hate Crime for Training His Girlfriend’s Pug to Do a Nazi Salute as a Joke
May 10, 2016The irony is this man was arrested for making a joke... so who is the real...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Seriously? Now ISIS Has a Choir That Sings Terrorist Threats…
May 10, 2016It's kind of like "We Are the World"... except with terrorists who want to murder you...