Stories By Piper McGowin
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Armageddon Scenarios
Here’s the Creepy New AI-Enhanced $15k Robot Tons of Lonely Dudes Are Going to Have Sex with Soon
April 28, 2017"Hey baby... stare into my passionless, plastic, mechanized eyes..."
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Uh huh, Sure: Science Now Claims They Just Found 11 New Cloud Types
April 27, 2017The sad part is, most of the population never looks up anymore anyway, so they'll believe...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Bill Nye the Eugenics Guy Wants to Know: Should Parents Be Penalized for Having “Extra Kids”?
April 27, 2017By the way... what is Nye even a "scientist" of anyway? Does anyone even know? Anyone...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
First Trump 180’ed on NATO; Now He’s No Longer Backing Out of the Utter Disaster That Is NAFTA
April 27, 2017Not only that, but according to the new draft circulating around Congress right now, the U.S....
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Your Daily WTF: Man Calls Cops to Report “Drugs” in Wife’s Purse; Turns out, It Was a Cocktail Umbrella
April 26, 2017This story is like a matryoshka doll of stupid. It's stupid wrapped inside stupid wrapped inside...
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Armageddon Scenarios
Just Got Lost in the Scary Part of the Internet: “The All Seeing Trump” Is Giving Me Daymares
April 21, 2017You know it happens from time to time... you get lost on YouTube or social media...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Are Today’s Massive Power Outages Really Secretly Part of the Operation Gotham Shield Nuclear EMP Drill?
April 21, 2017The chances that we're suddenly having totally random "unexplained" massive power outages in major cities, starting...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Scientists Try to Teach AI to Create Children’s Book Art — AI Creates an Apocalyptic Nightmare from Hell Instead
April 20, 2017If this is the way AI programmed by man sees the world, then I can't wait...
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Camps and Detainment
Video: Cops Raid Marine’s Home, Beat and Taser Him Because He Didn’t Notice His Wife’s Haircut
April 20, 2017Nowadays you can't even have an argument over failing to notice your wife's new haircut in...
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BP Spill
Federal Judge Says Public Can Legally Be Kept in the Dark on Dakota Pipeline Spill Risks
April 19, 2017The Dakota pipeline’s parent company, Energy Transfer Partners, has argued in court that the public must...
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Crime/Police State
Female Genital Mutilation Doc Arrested in Michigan Tries to Claim “Religious Removal” Defense
April 19, 2017Well, this story just went from horrifying to a word more horrifying than horrifying of your...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
New Cali “Cyber Fraud” Bill Would Make “Fake News” (Read: Alt Media) About Politicians Against the Law
April 19, 2017And here is how they will get free speech against politicians on alternative media sites abolished...
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Editor's Choice
NJ Assembly Candidate Caught on Tape Telling Woman She Should “F*ck Him,” Responds to Outcry by Comparing Himself to Jesus
April 14, 2017Seems like quite the catch, no? Ladies? Anyone?
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Salon Gives 5 Reasons Rep. MAXINE WATERS Should Be President: Here’s 6 Reasons Why That’s the Dumbest Idea Ever
April 14, 2017Scary isn't even the word.
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
WHAT A LOAD OF BS: Two New “Studies” Claim Babies as Young as 6 Mos Can Be Racist
April 13, 2017So get ready because apparently the social engineering now has to start fresh out of the...
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Editor's Choice
Bet This Pisses off TSA: People Have Been Printing off GIANT Boarding Passes as a Prank (Videos)
April 12, 2017It's like watching a Mr. Bean reality TV show. Can't wait for Homeland Security to ban...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Apologizing for “Even Hitler Didn’t Use Gas” Comment, Sean Spicer Says He Doesn’t Want to Distract from Trump’s “Attempts to Destabilize” Syria (Twice!)
April 12, 2017During Spicer's attempts to apologize for his apology, he let out quite the Freudian slip on...
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Controlling the Herd
Lying Presstitute Brian Williams Makes Us All Want to Puke as He Praises US Air Strikes in Syria as “Beautiful”
April 7, 2017Well if this doesn't just make you want to blow chunks, not sure what will.
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Remember When Skull and Bones John Kerry Said Assad Turned over 100% of Chemical Weapons? Establishment Forced to Eat Their Own BS
April 7, 2017Well, at least these unnamed "intelligence" officials are just intelligent enough to know just enough math...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Did Sloths Build These Huge Ancient Tunnels? “Claw Marks Etched Into the Walls”
April 6, 2017The tell-tale sign seems to be the claw marks etched over and over into the walls,...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
This Woman’s Head Got Stuck in the Subway… And People Passed By Without a Care
April 6, 2017It was as if they were zombies, or as if they had all empathy drained from...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Gen. Keane: Preemptively Bombing North Korea May Be “The ONLY Option” America Has Left
April 6, 2017Of all the countries that are supposed threats right now — the one that's run by...
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Editor's Choice
No Joke: University of Utah Now Offering “Video Gaming Scholarships” for Our Perpetual Millennial Children
April 5, 2017So our perpetual kids are going to head off to college to... professionally play video games?...
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Editor's Choice
Dumbest Gun Control Stunt… Ever? TN Dems Host “Lemonade Stand/AK-47 Sale”
April 5, 2017But... do they have a permit for that lemonade stand???
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Editor's Choice
Boston Globe Makes a Big Deal Picking Apart Melania Trump’s White House Portrait, Gets Owned on Twitter
April 5, 2017The Globe found all kinds of reasons why Melania's White House portrait sucks... but... wait for...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
“X Marks the Spot”: Rare Total Solar Eclipse Coming Soon Hasn’t Happened Since 1918… but Here’s Where It Gets Weird
March 31, 2017It's being called "The Big One," but here's where it gets even more interesting...
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Controlling the Herd
“This Is Poison”: DISGUSTING Moldy Pizza, Breakfast, and Chicken with Metal Pieces in it Served at NYC Public Schools
March 31, 2017If you as a parent fed this to your kid, that would be considered child abuse....
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Eye Roll: “Microaggression” and “Safe Space” Have Officially Been Added to the Dictionary
March 29, 2017And while the dictionary is adding new politically charged words, meanwhile Google is straight up changing...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Sad Sign of the Times: Sesame Street’s Newest Muppet Has Autism
March 24, 2017Of course, that won't stop Sesame Street from pushing vaccines on little Julia...
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Armageddon Scenarios
Wikileaks Published a List of Consumer Electronics “Targeted” by the CIA — Your Smart Phone and Computer Are Probably on It
March 24, 2017A better idea would be to make a list of the tech that isn't easily hackable...