Stories By Piper McGowin
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Editor's Choice
Heartbroken Jeb Bush Says He Just Can’t Bring Himself to Vote for Hillary or Trump
July 12, 2016In a rare (these days) interview, Jeb Bush came out on MSNBC to say he's not...
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Editor's Choice
No Joke: Back to the Future II Style Instant Pizza Coming Soon
July 11, 2016The prototype "prints" an oven-ready pizza in any size/shape you want in just under four minutes,...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
A Third Navy Seal Trainee Just Died in Six Months, Death Ruled a “Drowning Homicide”
July 7, 2016Whatever is going on over there, that makes three recruits who have now died during SEAL...
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Cops and Robbers
People Have Lost Their Damn Minds: 30-Person Brawl at Walmart Caught on Tape
July 7, 2016What in the hell is going on in modern society? It's like everyone is losing their...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Just Like That, Loretta Lynch Closes Case on Hillary’s Private Email Server
July 7, 2016Yes, the rule of law is officially dead.
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Uh-Uh-Uh-Oh: Obama Turns into Stuttering Mess over Trump… Again!
July 6, 2016Does Obama have some kind of built-in fail-safe mechanism that bars him from knocking Donald Trump?
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Editor's Choice
Dolly Parton Wants to Make Sure People Know She Has Not Endorsed Hillary (Like a KKK Grand Dragon Just Did)
July 6, 2016Even Dolly Parton wants to make it clear that no, she has not endorsed Madame Wannabe...
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Editor's Choice
Oops: Does Speaker Paul Ryan Even Know What Happened on Independence Day?
July 6, 2016Wonder how many more years we've got until the half a clue our Congresspeople have about...
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Camps and Detainment
Charges Dropped Against Mom Who Whipped Her Kids’ Butts for Stealing from Their Neighbor’s House
July 5, 2016The public outcry on this one was heavily in Spears' favor, who said she lived for...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Eugenicist Bill Gates’ Crappy Malaria Vaccine Is Admittedly Only 4% Effective
July 5, 2016Then again, in Bill's own words, a really effective vaccine will help lower the world's population...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Man Calls 911 After He Takes Ambien and Hallucinates that He Almost Died in a Plane Crash
July 1, 2016When emergency personnel arrived at the unnamed man's home, they found him safely in his bed.
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Editor's Choice
Chris Christie Being Vetted as Donald Trump VP
July 1, 2016Say what you want about Christie, he's a helluva lot better than Newt Gingrich, who is...
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Editor's Choice
Some Jerk Left This Cowardly Note on a Female Vet’s Windshield for Parking in a Space Designated for Veterans
June 30, 2016Some people can be such a-holes. Too bad the following conversation didn't happen in real life.
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Editor's Choice
Three Stooges of the NAU: Obama’s Ridiculous Handshake with Canadian PM & Mexican President Is an Epic Fail
June 29, 2016What is this? Real life or a modern episode of the Three Stooges of the North...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Set up? The FBI Has Been Visiting Protesters Ahead of the RNC
June 29, 2016You have to wonder... what exactly are they attempting to pop off at the RNC?
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Armageddon Scenarios
Are These Amazing Pictures Taken Above the LHC Proof of Portals Opening Above CERN?
June 29, 2016These pics were snapped the same day they started the new "Awake" experiment. Coincidence?
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Video Proves Sacramento Police Stood Down While Anti-Fascist Protesters Attacked People
June 28, 2016The officers clearly just stand there and watch as protesters start yanking a man down the...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Doctors Making Parents ‘Admit’ They Are ‘Knowingly Endangering Their Child’s Life’ with New Vaccine Refusal Form
June 28, 2016Can you imagine all the ways such a form could be used against parents?
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Editor's Choice
Video: Protester Throws “Nazi” Golf Balls at Trump in Ireland
June 24, 2016The comedian was hauled off after he pretended the balls were a promotional part of Trump's...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
IRS Agents Carry AR-15s, but the Obama Administration, Hillary, and Half of Congress Doesn’t Want You to Have One
June 24, 2016There are more armed bureaucrats than armed Marines and the armed U.S. government is calling to...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Liar Hillary’s Blatant Lie About Taking on ‘Sniper Fire’ in Bosnia Has Come Back to Bite Her Lying Butt
June 24, 2016The most hilarious part is when her campaign aide tries to spin it into something totally...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Dem Gun Control Sit-in, Complete with Fluffy Pillows and Taxpayer-Funded Buffet, Just Ended
June 23, 2016Now we're hearing they finally ended the sit-in... what, did they run out of potato salad...
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Armageddon Scenarios
Pro Gun Control Rep. Seth Moulton Doesn’t Know What Due Process Is
June 23, 2016Did you know that someone could make it all the way to Congress and be in...
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Editor's Choice
Hillary Campaign’s New $30 Rainbow Pantsuit T-Shirt Sucks as Much as the Last Pantsuit T-Shirt
June 21, 2016You know that guy in the ad probably wants to punch himself.
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Hedge Fund Manager Just Committed Suicide, Apparently by Slashing His Own Throat
June 21, 2016If you maintained your innocence and you clearly had this much money to afford a good...
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Camps and Detainment
Watch: Vet Forcibly Dragged Away from Air Force Flag Ceremony for Mentioning God
June 21, 2016But the government will release transcripts changing the name "Allah" to "God" in supposed 911 calls...
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Cops and Robbers
WOW: Oakland Just Lost Its Third Police Chief in a Week over Massive Sex Scandal with Dispatcher’s Daughter, PD Under Civilian Control
June 20, 2016What in the hell is going on in the Oakland PD they can't seem to find...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
‘What Am I Doing Here?’: This Amazing Staring Dog Becomes Self Aware
June 20, 2016It is surprising just how long he continues to stand up and stare ahead.
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
No Joke: World’s Largest “Fart-In” Planned for Hillary’s Acceptance Speech at the DNC
June 20, 2016Well... Hillary's cheating does stink pretty bad, after all... (bah dum TISS!)
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Armageddon Scenarios
Now What?! Not One, but THREE New Calls for Crisis Actors on Craigslist
June 20, 2016It's no secret that false flags seem to coincide with drills. Let's hope these are nothing...