Stop me if you’ve heard this one…
So, a wannabe robber with an obviously fake gun walks into an adult toy store…
Oh wait, that’s not even a joke. It actually happened. A man decided it would be a good idea to rob a sex shop in San Bernardino with a fake gun.
Once the two women working behind the counter realized it was fake, they decided to fight back — by throwing dildoes at him.
And of course it was all caught on the surveillance camera:
— Rob McMillan (@abc7robmcmillan) December 15, 2016
The attempted robbery, caught on surveillance video, happened Wednesday around 9:45 p.m. just before closing at Lotions & Lace.
A man walked in with his face covered pointing what appeared to be a gun. Store employee “Amy” said she wasn’t scared. She was convinced the gun was a fake and she was having none of it.
“With the gun, he walked in. I just thought he was trying to be funny, to scare us,” she said. “But then I saw the gun and it was like, really? I don’t have time for this.”
Yeah! Ain’t nobody got time for that.
Geez. You just can’t make this stuff up.
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