This Idiot Who Robbed a Bank and Posted It on Instagram Is Excited About His Three-Year Prison Sentence

There are hardly words.

Here’s the video that Dominyk Alfonseca posted on Instagram of himself robbing a bank:

Mr. Alfonseca will be spending two years and 11 months in prison for the crime.

He’s pretty stoked about his recent prison sentence:

“I feel great. I’m on vacation,” he said. “I will do my little push ups. You know what I mean? I will do my sit ups and my crunches.”

At first he said he did it to promote his rap career… but then:

“I’m going to keep it real with you,” Alfonseca said. “I robbed the bank wanting to get the money. I already got my time, so I wanted the money. I was going to go to Miami.”

Oh, and the punchline?

Alfonseca said if he could go back in time, he would do things differently.

“If I could rewind time, I would have done it better and got away with it instead of joking around,” he said. “If you are going to rob a bank, do it with a mask and don’t show your face. Do it right.”

Do it right. You mean… by not filming yourself robbing a bank and posting it on your personal, traceable, Instagram account?

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