All posts tagged "fail"
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
President Trump Now Declares: “I’m a Nationalist… *AND* A GLOBALIST”
April 28, 2017Well, he said it himself folks.
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Uh huh, Sure: Science Now Claims They Just Found 11 New Cloud Types
April 27, 2017The sad part is, most of the population never looks up anymore anyway, so they'll believe...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
First Trump 180’ed on NATO; Now He’s No Longer Backing Out of the Utter Disaster That Is NAFTA
April 27, 2017Not only that, but according to the new draft circulating around Congress right now, the U.S....
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Your Daily WTF: Man Calls Cops to Report “Drugs” in Wife’s Purse; Turns out, It Was a Cocktail Umbrella
April 26, 2017This story is like a matryoshka doll of stupid. It's stupid wrapped inside stupid wrapped inside...
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Editor's Choice
NJ Assembly Candidate Caught on Tape Telling Woman She Should “F*ck Him,” Responds to Outcry by Comparing Himself to Jesus
April 14, 2017Seems like quite the catch, no? Ladies? Anyone?
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Salon Gives 5 Reasons Rep. MAXINE WATERS Should Be President: Here’s 6 Reasons Why That’s the Dumbest Idea Ever
April 14, 2017Scary isn't even the word.
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
The Stupid Burns: Someone Is Selling a ‘Legit Bag of Air’ Breathed by Singer Adele on EBay, Bidding up to $1,500
March 23, 2017That's right, folks! It's a "legit bag of air" — "air straight from Adele live" up...
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Economy
The Federal Reserve Just Declared the American Dream Is Officially Dead for Most of America
March 16, 2017We all know what comedian George Carlin said about the American Dream: that you have to...
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Editor's Choice
HAHAHA: Watch This Man’s Kids Utterly Destroy His Serious BBC Interview on Live TV
March 10, 2017Anyone who has ever had to work from home and has kids or even pets will...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
A New Individual Mandate?! Here’s Why Republicans Hid Their Crappy New ‘Obamacare Lite’ Bill
March 9, 2017If you like being fined by the government for not purchasing a service, you’re going to...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Boehner: Full Repeal And Replace Of Obamacare “Is Not Going To Happen”
February 24, 2017Even Trump admits "maybe it will take till sometime into next year, but we are certainly...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
After Years of Promising to Get Rid of It, Rand Paul Accuses GOP of Going with “Obamacare-Lite”
February 16, 2017Do these suits realize if they don't keep their dozens upon dozens of promises and actually...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Drudge Goes Off on GOP: ‘No Discussion of Tax Cuts, Republican Party Should Be Sued for Fraud!’
February 10, 2017They've had seven years to figure it out. And here we are. They aren't doing it.
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Editor's Choice
Unite For Famous People: Every Pretentious 2016 Election Celebrity PSA Rolled into One
January 17, 2017You know how celebrities got together at least four times during and after the election to...
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Cops and Robbers
Sore Loser Faces 53 Charges for Harassing and Threatening State Lottery Office Because She Hasn’t Won the Jackpot
January 4, 2017But the punchline here is that she doesn't seem to realize if she does ever manage...
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Editor's Choice
Cinnabon Forced to Delete Tacky “Best Buns in the Galaxy” Carrie Fisher “Tribute” Following Backlash
December 28, 2016"Best buns in the galaxy..." What was she, an intergalactic porn star?
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Cops and Robbers
The FBI’s Lame Holiday Graphic Is So Bad, It Leads to Speculation the Agency Has Been Hacked
December 26, 2016That's right. The 90s called, and they want their lame MS Paint drawn snowman holiday graphic...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Backfire! Michigan Recount Showing Voter Fraud After All… for Hillary
December 12, 2016Looks like the Michigan recount will expose vote fraud after all...
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Armageddon Scenarios
Black Thursday? Two People Already Dead at Stores Last Night Before Black Friday Even Officially Started
November 25, 2016Every year this stupidity is unleashed and every year, someone gets hurt. This year, two people...
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Editor's Choice
Watch Obama Ridicule Trump About His Twitter Account, As Our Government Has Officially Become a Total Joke
November 7, 2016Speaking at a Democrat rally in Kissimmee, Florida, Obama mocked Trump, questioning whether he can be...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Hillary Failing at Twitter Today: “Happy Birthday to This Future President”
October 26, 2016Not only does this woman obviously just know, with every fiber of her being, that's she's...
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Armageddon Scenarios
Putin Ally Warns Americans: “Vote for Trump or Face Nuclear War!”
October 13, 2016Zhirinovsky urged Americans to vote for Donald Trump as president or "risk being dragged into a...
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Editor's Choice
Obama’s Response to Hecklers at a Rally Is So Weak, How Can Anyone Take Him Seriously? (Like, Say, Putin?)
October 12, 2016At a rally for Hillary in North Carolina this week, even President Obama was heckled. His...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Fake Libertarian Gary Johnson Sticks Tongue out on Live TV, Brazenly Admits It Wouldn’t Matter What He Says in the Debates
September 23, 2016Gary Johnson obviously knows his candidacy is a total joke.
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Editor's Choice
“Jeb Exclamation Point!” Watch Jeb Bush Become a Parody of Himself as a Limo Driver at the Emmys
September 21, 2016Wow. This is just kinda sad.
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Box of Fail: Watch Libertarian Candidate Gary Johnson Admit He Does Not Know What Aleppo Is on Air
September 8, 2016“And what is Aleppo?”
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Controlling the Herd
WTF: Toddler Ticketed for Littering After State Agents Found an Envelope in Alley With Her Name on It
September 6, 2016Despite the online uproar over the haplessly-issued citation, Public Works still tried to demand proof of...
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Cops and Robbers
Minneapolis Gun Buypack Program Purchases Piece of Wood and Pipe
August 31, 2016"A lot of what I’m seeing is gun nuts turning in their guns for more than...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Leaked Email Shows Racist DNC Refers to Latino Outreach as ‘Mopping up Some Taco Bowl Engagement,’ Left Blames Donald Trump
July 25, 2016Not very PC. I dare say, that's even worse than a microagression.
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Controlling the Herd
Valerie Jarrett Trolled on Twitter After Sharing Lame Nanny State “Beat the Heat” Infographic Telling People to Drink Water Cuz Summer Is Hot
July 22, 2016Well, if the government talks to us like children, what exactly do they expect?
