Beastie Boys Create Vegan Sneaker to Promote Planned Parenthood: “No animals were killed in this promotion of killing babies”

The irony is so painful, it burns.

For the record, this is probably the single dumbest thing I’ve seen today and, considering it’s a mid-week news day, that’s actually saying a lot.

So first this happened:

Beastie Boys’ Ad-Rock designs vegan sneaker to benefit Planned Parenthood: https://t.co/hK1VLx7G2Z pic.twitter.com/hpcRjRAqvl

— CBS News (@CBSNews) November 30, 2016

Then, most predictably, this happened:

No animals were killed in this promotion of killing babies https://t.co/W8plvaOFVJ

— PollySpin (@PollySpin) November 30, 2016

@CBSNews liberal logic, I make a “cruelty free” shoe to support a company that destroys humans and sells their parts. How profound.

— Todd Fredricks (@DO4Vets) November 30, 2016

@RanaeMayle @CBSNews So don’t kill animals to make shoes to support killing humans? Sick.

— ?AFeminineVoice? (@melissallen1212) November 30, 2016

Save a cow to kill more babies. https://t.co/Fcaer0NWcB

— Real Howard Wall (@GatewayEcon) November 30, 2016

@CBSNews We can all rest easy knowing that no animals will be harmed when PP dismembers and sells all of those unborn children next year.

— Bill Reeves (@Bill_Reeves_II) November 30, 2016

@CBSNews this headline seems like it came out of a liberal phrase generator

— Pube Waddell (@KnucklePerv) November 30, 2016

@CBSNews use the dead babies to make sneakers. Maybe that would bring the price down.

— Cloverpepper (@cpapjm) November 30, 2016

@CBSNews I can tell he has no concept of irony.

— Steve_Jacobson (@Steve_Jacboson) November 30, 2016

And also this…

@CBSNews vegan shoes? You’re not supposed to eat shoes bruh

— Rob Solo (@robsolo) November 30, 2016

(H/T: Twitchy)