All posts tagged "stupid"
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Editor's Choice
Man’s Attempt to Torch Spider Turns into Unmitigated Disaster
January 9, 2018The man tried to kill the arachnid using a propane torch after spotting it in his...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Your Daily WTF: Man Calls Cops to Report “Drugs” in Wife’s Purse; Turns out, It Was a Cocktail Umbrella
April 26, 2017This story is like a matryoshka doll of stupid. It's stupid wrapped inside stupid wrapped inside...
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Controlling the Herd
More TSA Stupidity: These Recent Goofs Will Have You Shaking Your Head in Disbelief
March 30, 2017Perhaps a name change to Transportation Stupidity Administration is in order.
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Controlling the Herd
“No Actual Safe Level of Exposure”: Former EPA Senior Scientist Confirms Fluoride Lowers Children’s IQ
February 16, 2017“The significance of this peer reviewed risk analysis is that it indicates there may be no...
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Editor's Choice
Special Snowflake Sarah Silverman Writes Stupid Tweet, Gets Superbly Schooled
February 13, 2017Sarah “Military Coup” Silverman has once again made a fool out of herself on social media…
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Groundbreaking Study Shows Prescription Painkillers Prolong Chronic Pain
January 6, 2017A research team out of University of Colorado-Boulder has found that prescription opioids may actually worsen...
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Cops and Robbers
Sore Loser Faces 53 Charges for Harassing and Threatening State Lottery Office Because She Hasn’t Won the Jackpot
January 4, 2017But the punchline here is that she doesn't seem to realize if she does ever manage...
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Editor's Choice
Beastie Boys Create Vegan Sneaker to Promote Planned Parenthood: “No animals were killed in this promotion of killing babies”
November 30, 2016The irony is so painful, it burns.
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Camps and Detainment
Is Society This Backwards? Man Given a $100 Ticket for Giving Out Free Hugs Without a Permit
November 30, 2016The good news is Boucher plans on fighting the ticket as it is hardly legitimate.
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Cops and Robbers
Police Officer Fired After Accidentally Shooting Daughter
November 1, 2016The girl is expected to recover, unlike her mother’s career.
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Editor's Choice
VIDEO: Creepy Clown Gets Pistol-Whipped!
October 27, 2016Prankster pistol-whipped after attempting to scare people with a creepy clown costume.
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Big Pharma Spent EIGHT TIMES More Money than Gun Lobby to Fight Marijuana Legalization and Limits on Opioids
September 19, 2016Every day it is made more and more clear that the war on drugs is a...
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Depopulation and Eugenics
Classy: Instead of Saving a Choking Three-Year-Old, McDonald’s Customers Pulled out Their Phones and Filmed Her
September 13, 2016When three-year-old Millie Wise began choking on a Chicken McNugget at a McDonald’s, restaurant-goers did not...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
BOOM: Big Pharma’s Patents on Kratom Alkaloids Expose the REAL Reason DEA Is Banning This Plant
September 9, 2016This makes so much sense. This isn't a war on drugs, this is a war on...
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Controlling the Herd
Another Deadly, Dumb Kid Trend: Eleven Year Old Hangs Himself Playing “The Choking Game”
September 8, 2016It's really sad we live in a society where we have to make PSAs warning kids...
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Editor's Choice
More Stupid Bakery Politics: So a Grocery Store Wouldn’t Make a “Trump 2016” Birthday Cake… WHO CARES!
September 8, 2016Enough with the bakery politics! Why do people care so much if a bakery refuses to...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
“Ground Coke Zero”: Check Out Walmart’s Tacky Ass 9/11 Coca-Cola Display
September 8, 2016Because Walmart "will never forget"... now on sale for just $3.33!
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Camps and Detainment
DEA Plays Dumb After Eviscerating Criticism of Kratom Ban: Kratom March on D.C. Set for Sept. 13
September 6, 2016The DEA extended its authority far past what this weary public will tolerate.
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Controlling the Herd
WTF: Toddler Ticketed for Littering After State Agents Found an Envelope in Alley With Her Name on It
September 6, 2016Despite the online uproar over the haplessly-issued citation, Public Works still tried to demand proof of...
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Cops and Robbers
Can’t Make This Up: Cop Caught Stealing Pot from Police Dept… on His Own Body Cam
September 2, 2016This sort of thing undoubtedly happens every day in police departments across the country. However, most...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
DEA Adds Kratom, a Plant Substitute for Prescription Opiates, to Schedule 1 List Alongside Heroin
September 1, 2016The DEA wants to make sure there are no "legal" natural alternative painkillers left.
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Camps and Detainment
HUGE VICTORY! Federal Court Has Banned Govt from Prosecuting for Medical Marijuana!
August 18, 2016The 25 states who’ve found themselves subject to continuous raids — in spite of medical pot...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
HAHA FAIL: Turkish Reporter Claims Grand Theft Auto Cheat Codes Are Actually Secret Messages of the Failed Coup
August 12, 2016I'm not telling you not to be mad at news coverage in the United States. I'm...
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Camps and Detainment
National Guard, DEA & State Police Just Raided an Raid 81-yo Cancer Patient’s Organic Garden to “Protect” You
August 4, 2016When word began to spread about this embarrassing action to eradicate a beneficial plant, spokesmen from...
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Crime/Police State
“Don’t put your hands on my flight attendant!” Watch Pilot Tackle Drunk Passenger
August 2, 2016After the intoxicated man was down on the ground, the pilot warned him he'd regret this...
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Cops and Robbers
“Tried to Fight Their Way Out”: Two Shoplifting Suspects Caught on Tape Attacking Store Employees
August 1, 2016This country is losing its damn mind.
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Editor's Choice
“If I wasn’t nervous, I’d be stupid”: Man to Skydrive from 25,000 Feet on Live TV WITHOUT a Parachute
July 28, 2016They've been testing it with 200-pound dummies. In one of the tests, the dummy crashed right...
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Camps and Detainment
These Pokemon Go Zombies Failed at Reality: “Bumping into Things, Falling off a Cliff”
July 22, 2016Completely oblivious and unaware, many of these hapless video gamers have fallen off of cliffs, wandered...
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Camps and Detainment
“You’re on Fire, Stupid!” Protester Sets Himself on Fire Outside RNC Trying to Burn the American Flag
July 21, 2016While protesters were yelling "Burn that rag!" a Cleveland police officer reportedly began shouting, "You’re on...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
3 Mind Boggling Facts in Hillary Email Cover-Up/Dallas Shooting
July 11, 2016The question now is, will one or more of Comey’s FBI investigators leak further devastating facts,...
