WOO-HOO: The Surgeon General Is Taking Your Questions on Climate Change

Our new Surgeon General, Vivek Murthy, sent out an official White House email today asking Americans to Tweet him questions on climate change.

Yesterday, w/#POTUS to discuss impact of climate change on public health. #Prevention #ActOnClimate #NPHW pic.twitter.com/kzqUUkb4CJ

— U.S. Surgeon General (@Surgeon_General) April 8, 2015

It went a little something like this (hit it):

It’s a good thing Gina McCarthy and the fine folks over at the EPA are working on cutting down the pollution from your backyard barbeque grill, which is certainly polluting the environment way more than are giant megacorporations who get to offset their carbon via b.s. credit schemes that make Al Gore almost enough money to pay his $30,000+ yearly electric bills ever could.

But this is really serious, you guys. As you all know, the French Foreign Minister officially warned us at both the Brookings Institute and in a speech alongside Secretary of State John Kerry that we only have 500 days left to climate chaos. That countdown began on May 13, 2014, so technically our 500 days is up Friday, September 25, 2015. And, as you also probably heard, if you don’t believe in the “catastrophic” impact of climate change, you are obviously a member of the “Flat Earth Society,” according to Kerry.

So… All you barbequing Flat Earthers out there, what lingering climate change questions do you have for our illustrious surgeon general? Remember, it’s about the impact of climate change — climate change which the Obama Administration has definitely agreed with the United Nations is all your fault for breathing and farting and generally existing — on your health.

Tweet to him with #askthesurgeongeneral to @Surgeon_General.

He’s looking ever-so-forward to hearing what you have to say.