My Boston Globe fake front page on Hillary
As you surely know, the Boston Globe has printed a fake front page depicting what will happen if Trump is elected President.
Here are the headlines:
Deportations To Begin;
Markets sink as trade war looms;
President Trump calls for tripling of ICE force; riots continue;
US soldiers refuse to kill ISIS families;
New libel law targets ‘absolute scum’ in press.
Fair enough. The Globe found a way to increase its circulation, at least for a day. The editorial page people had a few drinks and cooked up a cutting satire.
For the sake of balance, a fake Hillary front page is in order, and I’m stepping into the breach. The Globe is free to use my work. I didn’t need a drink. The headlines wrote themselves:
President Hillary: ‘Guess what? I’m Dick Cheney on badder steroids’;
President Hillary assures nation she’ll find a new war ‘right away, better than Libya’;
Hillary: ‘I love the smell of Benghazi in the morning’;
President Rodham Clinton admits she and Bill had long death list—states, ‘What difference, at this point, does it make?’
President Clinton takes off the gloves: ‘the cocaine flowed like water at the Mena airport, so what?’
Hillary installs Huma as First Lady;
Hillary turns Dept. of Agriculture over to Monsanto—‘it’s simpler’;
Hillary: ‘Why are Globalist trade treaties a problem? Turns out I’m really good at putting Americans out of work’;
Hillary admits she knew Bill was abusing women for decades; ‘it didn’t seem to bother him’;
Hillary shocker: ‘Bill gave US weapons tech to China for campaign donations, and you’re worried anyone in the world could read my emails?’
Hillary’s solution to feeling the little people’s pain: half an aspirin;
President Rodham Clinton private phone call: ‘They think they know what a monster is? Guess what? Wait’ll they get a load of me. Women? Who gives a XXXX about women?’
President Clinton admits she’s a witch, says that’s what America needs right now;
President Clinton ponders a ceiling on immigration at 180 million; says suffering and pain for ordinary Americans will improve their resiliency;
Hillary says if women want to use her as a symbol, it’s fine with her, there’s a sucker born every minute.
And so forth and so on.
It’s only fair.
Have a nice day, have a nice Presidency.
Jon Rappoport
(To read about Jon’s mega-collection, Exit From The Matrix, click here.)
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