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Make Room in the Campaign Clown Car! Marco Rubio Announces POTUS Bid
The latest candidate to squeeze into the POTUS 2016 clown car is…neocon war hawk Marco Rubio.
The latest candidate to squeeze into the POTUS 2016 clown car is…neocon war hawk Marco Rubio.
He joins fellow Republican Koch Brothers puppets Ted Cruz and Rand Paul and scandal-plagued Hillary Clinton in the running for leader of the “free world.”
Also expected to announce a 2016 presidential bid:
Republicans:
Jeb Bush
Scott Walker
Chris Christie
Mike Huckabee
Rick Santorum
Rick Perry
Bobby Jindal
Carly Fiorina
Ben Carson
Democrats:
Martin O’Malley
Jim Webb
Lincoln Chafee
“Creepy Uncle” Joe Biden (Just kidding! Well, sort of…he said he’s waiting until the summer to decide if he wants to run: “Honest to God, I haven’t made up my mind.” Chilling.)
Who will officially announce their candidacy next?
With any luck, maybe Stubbs the Cat, the current mayor of Talkeetna, Alaska, will run.
Hey, his Senate campaign ad is pretty impressive:
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