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Make Room in the Campaign Clown Car! Marco Rubio Announces POTUS Bid

The latest candidate to squeeze into the POTUS 2016 clown car is…neocon war hawk Marco Rubio.

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Make Room in the Campaign Clown Car! Marco Rubio Announces POTUS Bid



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The latest candidate to squeeze into the POTUS 2016 clown car is…neocon war hawk Marco Rubio.

He joins fellow Republican Koch Brothers puppets Ted Cruz and Rand Paul and scandal-plagued Hillary Clinton in the running for leader of the “free world.”

Also expected to announce a 2016 presidential bid:

Republicans:

Jeb Bush

Scott Walker

Chris Christie

Mike Huckabee

Rick Santorum

Rick Perry

Bobby Jindal

Carly Fiorina

Ben Carson

Democrats:

Martin O’Malley

Jim Webb

Lincoln Chafee

“Creepy Uncle” Joe Biden (Just kidding! Well, sort of…he said he’s waiting until the summer to decide if he wants to run: “Honest to God, I haven’t made up my mind.” Chilling.)

Who will officially announce their candidacy next?

With any luck, maybe Stubbs the Cat, the current mayor of  Talkeetna, Alaska, will run.

Hey, his Senate campaign ad is pretty impressive:

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Contributed by Lily Dane of The Daily Sheeple.

Lily Dane is a staff writer for The Daily Sheeple. Her goal is to help people to “Wake the Flock Up!”

Lily Dane is a staff writer for The Daily Sheeple. Her goal is to help people to "Wake the Flock Up!"

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