Kenyan Lawyer Offers Obama 50 Cows, 70 Sheep, and 30 Goats for His Daughter’s Hand in Marriage

Editor’s Note: What do you think, guys? Is it a good deal? Added bonus – Malia will learn how to milk a cow, make ugali and mursik.

Via JPost:

Felix Kiprono is in love, and the young Kenyan lawyer is aiming high. According to the daily newspaper Nairobian, the object of Kiprono’s affections is none other than President Barack Obama’s daughter, Malia.

Just how far is Kiprono willing to go to snatch the girl of his dreams? According to theNairobian, he is prepared to offer the leader of the free world a dowry of 50 cows, 70 sheep, and 30 goats…

Is he serious?

Apparently very.

Just how smitten is Kiprono with Malia Obama?

“I got interested in her in 2008,” he said. “As a matter of fact, I haven’t dated anyone since and promise to be faithful to her. I have shared this with my family and they are willing to help me raise the bride price.”

He said he plans to deliver a letter to the US Embassy in Kenya to officially declare his intention.

“Ours will be a simple life. I will teach Malia how to milk a cow, cook ugali (a starchy dish) and prepare mursik (a sour milk) like any other Kalenjin woman,” he said.

Sounds idyllic!