I have been following Chuck Norris’s career since I was a youngster. Whether battling evil ninja’s, radical terrorists, or chemically induced immortal psychopaths – Chuck kicks butt.
Chuck Norris continues to be a legend in the martial arts world. He has attained an almost God-like status due to his being an all-knowing, over-powering super-being. Some doubt his skills and abilities. Some doubt his credentials as a Texas Ranger. Some get their butt kicked.
So – is Chuck Norris the ultimate survivalist? Let’s look at a few “facts”:
- Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
- They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn’t take s**t from anybody.
- Chuck Norris once ate an entire ream of rice paper and shat out origami swans and Mister Miyagi from Karate Kid.
- Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Chuck Norris.
- Aliens do exist. They’re just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
- Ghosts sit around campfires and tell Chunk Norris stories.
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