Furious Comedian Amy Schumer Loses It and Goes Off After Trump Wins: “Hillary Would Have Protected You!”

Amy Schumer, second from the right, voting for Hillary

The following rant is going to be hard to read for anyone who has actually bothered to look into the decades of corruption oozing out after Hillary like a slick black oil of evil bullshit (and that’s not even counting the new Wikileaks alluding to elite satanic rituals and pedophilia).

#iwillvote.com pic.twitter.com/1LDjOAxBie

— Amy Schumer (@amyschumer) November 3, 2016

Comedian and Senator Chuck Schumer’s cousin Amy Schumer, who spent months in the lead up this election stumping for Hillary (see video above) and claiming she would move out of the country to various locations like Spain or London if Trump won, has now recanted. She’s apparently not leaving the country, as sad as that is to say for all those people who were really hoping to see her go.

Instead, she went off about how furious she is that Trump won and how Hillary ‘would have protected us’ on social media.

It’s kind of hard to understand how brainwashed a person has to be, how absolutely void of any critical thinking skills or ability to do any real research someone is, to parrot these CNN fear porn fantasies the way she is, but here you go.

Schumer thinks the only reason people didn’t vote for Hillary is because of her emails and not liking her clothes and hair.

She never once mentions the facts that Hillary laughed about getting the rapist of a 12-year-old girl off (on tape), persecuted her husband’s sexual abuse victims, lost $6 billion dollars and the lives of four Americans in Benghazi as Secretary of State, laughed (on tape) about NAFTA killing jobs, laughed (on tape) about Somali pirates hijacking a ship full of Americans, took millions from foreign governments she KNEW were funding, arming and training ISIS funneled through her pay-for-play fake foundation that provided watered down AIDS drugs to poverty stricken, dying Africans hastening their deaths, laughed (again on tape) at Gaddafi’s lynching like a total psychopath, and even laughed (also on tape) about the possibility of BOMBING IRAN AND STARTING WORLD WAR III all while telling warmongering lies about Russia and promising Americans she’d be Obama’s third term as if two weren’t brutal enough on the middle and lower classes and that’s just the first few things I thought of while reading Schumer’s whiny tripe because the list of things Hillary has done that make her ineligible for office is so long it would take an encyclopedia-sized volume and months if not years of my life to fully document it all.

Schumer laughingly claims anyone who didn’t vote for Hillary is misinformed, while sounding like the most misinformed person about Hillary that can even exist aside from someone who is clinically braindead or an alien from another planet.

(P.S. — At least she admits the quote from Trump she’s sharing is fake at the end, but goes on to say it doesn’t matter… kind of like her propagandized opinions of Trump and Hillary don’t actually matter.)

Via Amy Schumer on Instagram:

First of all the interview where I said I would move was in London and was said in jest. Not that anyone needs more than a headline to count something as official news. Anyone saying pack your bags is just as disgusting as anyone who voted for this racist homophobic openly disrespectful woman abuser. Like the rest of us I am grieving today. My heart is in a million pieces. My heart breaks for my niece and my friends who are pregnant bringing children into the world right now. Like everyone else I am horrified that people believed these bumper sticker slogans filled with hate he spewed. People who voted for him you are weak. You are not just misinformed. You didn’t even attempt information. You say lock her up and you know something about the word email but what was in the emails? You have no clue. Well I’ll tell you if you were able to read this far through the holes in your sheet. They said nothing incriminating. Nothing. She dedicated her entire life to public service and got our children Heath care and education without discrimination. he didn’t pay his workers. Started a fake college. Ripped people off. Never paid his taxes and sexually assaulted women and on and on She would have taken care of us. I personally would have had to pay higher taxes. All the celebrities backing her would have. People asked how much I was paid to stand with her. Nothing. None of us were paid a dollar. We would have had to pay a lot more because we are fortunate enough to make a high income. But we all wanted to do it to take care of the people in need. She was fighting to take care of you kicking and screaming babies. Yelling about emails you know nothing about and not liking her clothes or her hair she wanted to protect you even you. Well you’ve gotten what you asked for and now you can watch the sky open up. Literally. I am furious. I cry for her and for all the smart people I love who know what’s right and I cry for you people who fell for shiny hats and reality catch phrases. She would have protected you. Today we grieve tomorrow we begin again. Yes this quote is fake but it doesn’t matter

A photo posted by @amyschumer on Nov 9, 2016 at 8:18am PST

First of all the interview where I said I would move was in London and was said in jest. Not that anyone needs more than a headline to count something as official news. Anyone saying pack your bags is just as disgusting as anyone who voted for this racist homophobic openly disrespectful woman abuser. Like the rest of us I am grieving today. My heart is in a million pieces. My heart breaks for my niece and my friends who are pregnant bringing children into the world right now. Like everyone else I am horrified that people believed these bumper sticker slogans filled with hate he spewed. People who voted for him you are weak. You are not just misinformed. You didn’t even attempt information. You say lock her up and you know something about the word email but what was in the emails? You have no clue. Well I’ll tell you if you were able to read this far through the holes in your sheet. They said nothing incriminating. Nothing. She dedicated her entire life to public service and got our children Heath care and education without discrimination. he didn’t pay his workers. Started a fake college. Ripped people off. Never paid his taxes and sexually assaulted women and on and on She would have taken care of us. I personally would have had to pay higher taxes. All the celebrities backing her would have. People asked how much I was paid to stand with her. Nothing. None of us were paid a dollar. We would have had to pay a lot more because we are fortunate enough to make a high income. But we all wanted to do it to take care of the people in need. She was fighting to take care of you kicking and screaming babies. Yelling about emails you know nothing about and not liking her clothes or her hair she wanted to protect you even you. Well you’ve gotten what you asked for and now you can watch the sky open up. Literally. I am furious. I cry for her and for all the smart people I love who know what’s right and I cry for you people who fell for shiny hats and reality catch phrases. She would have protected you. Today we grieve tomorrow we begin again. Yes this quote is fake but it doesn’t matter.