Elmo Is a Corporate Wh*re

By Daisy Luther

Everyone loves Elmo, that cute furry little muppet spokesperson for the pre-school set. But there’s a deep, dark secret behind his adorable visage.

I hate to break it to you, but Elmo is a whore. He’s being pimped out.

Harsh, right? Well, prostitution is the act of selling oneself for money. And Elmo is now the cutest little spokesperson around for pro-vaccine propaganda. Watch the following video right from the Sesame Street corner. Keep a barf bag handy.

I can’t even…

Please note in particular, this pointed exchange, directed towards Mom and Dad:

Elmo: “That was so easy, why doesn’t everybody get a vaccination?”

Dr. Murthy (meaningful look): “That’s a good question Elmo, that’s a good question.”

So, back to whoredom. In cases like this, there’s always a money trail. Prostitutes get paid, right?

So let’s look at who funds Sesame Street, because these, my friends, are the corporate johns who are reaching out to your children via adorable little hookers:

We rely on our funders’ support to bring the Sesame Workshop mission to life. Their collective commitment enables us to harness the educational power of media to benefit children around the world. We gratefully acknowledge the generous support of our current sponsors and partners, without whom our work to educate and inspire children would not be possible.

Preschoolers are being programmed educated and inspired by purchased educational television, and it all starts to make sense when you look at these two  in particular:

Merck Company Foundation

The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation

First of all, the Merck company makes many vaccines and stands to make a LOT OF FREAKING MONEY when little kids begin asking their parents to take them in for shots because Elmo said so.

And secondly the Gates Foundation is long-noted for their pro-vax agenda.  They help the starving children in Africa (or third world location of the week) not by actually feeding them, but by injecting them with toxic vaccinations. Who can forget last year’s fiasco when they actually GAVE nearly 50,000 Indian children polio with their charity vaccines? Read this article about the worldwide path of destruction wrought by the Gates Foundation and their deadly vaccines.

Are you outraged by this propaganda? Even if you no longer have small children, you can reach out to Sesame Street and let them know how you feel.

You can tweet Sesame Street HERE.

You can contact them via Facebook HERE.

You can email Sesame Street HERE.

Maybe together we can get Elmo to reform from his life of prostitution. If nothing else, we can let the pimps in charge know that we recognize their attempts to brainwash the children of this country.