Watch “Lyin'” Ted Cruz Get Strangled by His Own Nose in This New Attack Ad

Ted Cruz lies. We’ve all seen it, and only his supporters appear to have the cognitive dissonance to deny it (much like Hillary supporters keep telling themselves she’s for “women’s rights” and isn’t evil).

A John Kasich Super PAC New Day Independent Media Committee Inc. thought long and hard about how to spend their money (considering they probably realize that, without absolute election fraud or a contested convention, their candidate hasn’t got a snowball’s chance in Florida) and came up with this anti-Cruz ad which shows Cruz being strangled by his own animated Pinocchio nose.

Pretty creepy, actually. Then again, so is Ted.

Then again, looking for honesty in an American presidential election is like looking for that snowball in Florida. Good luck finding it.

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