Flashback: when Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg gave presidential wannabe Jeb Bush a hoodie, this happened.
The following six seconds either shows that:
A) Jeb Bush is so utterly disconnected from the reality the rest of us are living in, he doesn’t know what a hoodie is, and thus, he doesn’t know how to put one on (because he never, ever has ever), or
B) Jeb Bush has never been taught what zippers are or how they work, which seems like it should be an unofficial requirement for the president of a whole nation to have, or
C) Jeb Bush was abducted by aliens long ago and had his humanity removed and replaced by an alien who returned to Earth in Jeb’s body to try and discover what it is like to be a human, which is why every thing he does is painfully awkward and hard to watch and hilarious when it isn’t supposed to be.
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