Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Video: If Our Politicians Were Honest… (Satire)
“So come November, the choice is clear: do you want another spineless mouthpiece for special interests and lobbyists…or a spineless mouthpiece for special interests and lobbyists?”
If our politicians were honest…it would look like something like this:
Meet Gil Fulbright. Or is that Phil Gulbright. Or Phillip MaMouf-Wifarts…
“So come November, the choice is clear: do you want another spineless mouthpiece for special interests and lobbyists…or a spineless mouthpiece for special interests and lobbyists?”
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.
(Sorry. If I don’t laugh, I’ll cry.)
Check out Gil Fulbright’s official campaign website here at HonestGil.com.
P.S. – Did you know statistics show that a whopping 91% of the time, the candidate with the most money wins? Follow the Monopoly money. It shouldn’t be too hard to do, since apparently our government is made out of it.
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