UK Bans “Dangerous” Triangular Flapjacks

Not to be outdone by a gun fashioned from a pop tart, the UK has banned all flapjacks served in schools from being shaped like a triangle.

No, I’m not joking.

Apparently a triangular shaped flapjack was thrown injuring a student.

No, I’m not joking about that either.

The offending flapjack shape has been removed from school menus and strict instructions are that all flapjacks must be square or rectangular from this point (no pun intended) on.

Now, if a shape with three ‘points’ has injured someone, isn’t the chance of injury increased by throwing an object with 4 points?

If a flapjack has true points on it and is hard enough to injure someone, I would suggest they change the cook not the flapjack. I thought they were soft quite moist things.

There is no indication as to anyone being charged for assault with a deadly flapjack.

To prove I am not joking this made national news.…

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