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The People of Twitter Can’t Get Enough of Trump and the Mysterious Glowing Orb
We hope he uses the Orb’s powers for good…
Earlier today, we wrote that when President Donald Trump touched a glowing orb in Saudi Arabia, he set off an internet firestorm.
The photo was taken as Trump assisted Saudi King Salman and Egyptian President Abdel Fattah al-Sisi in opening the Global Center for Combating Extremist Ideology. The trio placed their hands on a glowing miniature globe in order to officially open the center and launch a futuristic welcome video.
The internet just can’t get enough of the photo…
Look if Trump is going to take down the Illuminati he’s obviously going to have to do it from the inside pic.twitter.com/58Rnd2I20P
— The Cosmic Brain (@samthielman) May 21, 2017
One #orb to find them.
One orb to rule them all and in the darkness bind them. pic.twitter.com/tsFYX3pzm1
— NopeSec (@NeuralCulture) May 21, 2017
Step 1. Glowing orb
Step 2. Sinkhole
Step 3. pic.twitter.com/Jf9QuL09Hm— Jay (@theshamingofjay) May 22, 2017
A sinkhole actually DID appear in front of Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort today. The 4-foot hole is near a newly installed water main and located in the middle of the street that runs adjacent to Trump’s property. Crews are digging to find out what caused the hole to form, reports WTOL.
And it’s begun. The Orb is in charge now… https://t.co/1lTOqWslaW
— Melanie Renzulli (@melanierenzulli) May 22, 2017
just some billionaires gathering in the dark and holding a glowing orb. probably fine
— jon hendren (@fart) May 21, 2017
@fart @nlyonne It’s what movie villains do. Probably fine.
— Richard Agnes (@richardagnes) May 21, 2017
@fart pic.twitter.com/Im48J0NHa4
— crumb bum (@flyoverstates) May 21, 2017
@fart @bjolofs At the same time in a different part of Middle earth: pic.twitter.com/upa7fJFdf8
— markus sturfelt (@markussturfelt) May 22, 2017
@fart pic.twitter.com/M7OZlEHQ9M
— VOLTRAMAX (@secularwaste) May 22, 2017
I PHOTOSHOPPED SARUMAN INTO TRUMP’S ORB PICTURE AND IT’S NOT EVEN WEIRD pic.twitter.com/cVJFGP5NPG
— Shahak Shapira (@ShahakShapira) May 22, 2017
@ShahakShapira @ParkerMolloy Well, that escalated quickly pic.twitter.com/JtkbhS3F2M
— ElElegante101 (@skolanach) May 22, 2017
perfectly normal. pic.twitter.com/fdKAMKSRSp
— ANTHONY OLIVEIRA (@meakoopa) May 21, 2017
@fart @snowstormyou Iook closely, that orb is a globe. You can partially see N and S America & Australia. Their hands are continents divvying up the world
— Oogy Coyote (@oogy) May 21, 2017
For clarification, this is not a Satanic ritual. pic.twitter.com/CccP39fqN4
— The Church Of Satan (@ChurchofSatan) May 22, 2017
Trump During the Campaign: “I will NEVER touch The Orb, even though its mysterious glow seduces and beguiles.”
Trump Today: pic.twitter.com/eWoaDeXj8n— Nick Greene (@NickGreene) May 21, 2017
There is always an old Trump tweet for literally every occasion. Incredible! pic.twitter.com/NDeIxRT6gz
— Ethan Booker (@Ethan_Booker) May 21, 2017
There is literally a #Trump tweet for every occasion! #Orb pic.twitter.com/Ewmucaos5E
— Karen Teegarden (@KarenUniteWomen) May 22, 2017
Wow, Trump just hasn’t been the same since he touched that orb pic.twitter.com/qWLNNVk6Cp
— Pixelated Boat (@pixelatedboat) May 21, 2017
big deal some guys put their hands on a glowing orb it’s not like they’re going to get super powers oh my god this is how space jam started pic.twitter.com/3rGPNr4yPD
— Sean Doolittle (@whatwouldDOOdo) May 22, 2017
oh you know, a bunch of plutocrats in a darkened room putting their hands on a glowing orb in a totally non-illuminati kind of way pic.twitter.com/Q2Ue2FBi6l
— shrill ???? (@theshrillest) May 21, 2017
“Nixon, if you’re there, show us through the orb” pic.twitter.com/FtwcGFbaGu
— Fiona B (@anoif_) May 21, 2017
*shock jock radio voice* Whoever keeps their hand on the orb the longest gets a BRAND NEW BUICK OLDSMOBILE pic.twitter.com/T7Hcg38FII
— BoneThugsNKhomeini (@TheBlingFish) May 21, 2017
There are many kinds of #orb, are we sure we know which one we’re dealing with here pic.twitter.com/pXB7LyFwQ3
— Allison DeJong (@allison_dejong) May 21, 2017
A lot of people say the Orb is evil. Stupid! I will negotiate with the Orb, make it work for us. Good deal for everyone!!! Hail the Orb. pic.twitter.com/vmN12iTulB
— Matt Roller (@rolldiggity) May 21, 2017
Fun fact, they’ve all now pulled a Freaky Friday and swapped bodies. Guess who’s who! pic.twitter.com/7fMCmemWME
— Tom Brennan (@Brennanator) May 21, 2017
I am the #Orb at the center of the Global Center My center is nowhere and my #circumference is everywhere #theorb
— The Orb (@theOrb51) May 22, 2017
Please use my powers wisely, @realDonaldTrump
— The Orb (@theOrb51) May 22, 2017
One person felt a little left out, though.
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