All posts tagged "WTF"
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Viral Photo of Woman in a Hallway Proves Just How Bored the Masses Have Become
January 26, 2016If this isn't proof of exactly how BORED, and thus, easily amused the masses have become......
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Economy and Finance
Jobless Couple Wins £50,000 in the Lotto, Blows It All, Begs the Government for Help
January 8, 2016Worse, these people seem almost like walking clichés of ignorant white trash or something.
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Camps and Detainment
Woman Arrested for Sexual Abuse in Gas Station “Twerking Attack”
November 11, 2015It sounds made up if the whole thing hadn't been caught on the store's surveillance video....
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
New Leaked Docs Claim Vatican Is Operating BROTHELS FOR PRIESTS
November 11, 2015According to the latest document leaked in the Vatileaks scandal, Vatican-owned properties are being used as...
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Editor's Choice
WOO HOO: Dick Cheney to Be Immortalized with His Own Statue in US Capitol
November 9, 2015So, how long until you think someone vandalizes this?
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Armageddon Scenarios
WTF: Parents Are Hiring This Creepy Clown to SCARE Their Kids into Behaving
November 6, 2015When parents aren't busy letting iPhones and iPads raise their kids, apparently they're hiring creepy ass...
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Camps and Detainment
Bieber Fever: Man Arrested After Demanding to Sing Justin Bieber Songs over School’s Intercom
October 28, 2015Yes, that's a real headline.
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Cops and Robbers
Mid-Sermon in Detroit: Brick-Wielding Man Fatally Shot by Pastor
October 19, 2015One way not to interrupt church service on Sunday in Detroit: with a brick.
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Would Pope Francis Also Canonize Islamic Missionary Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi of ISIS?
September 30, 2015The Pope just canonized Junípero Serra, but it is sad how easily he could be replaced...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Video: Man Tries to Kill Spider on His Gas Tank While at the Gas Station WITH A LIGHTER
September 28, 2015Perhaps this was not the brightest thing to try and do at this particular location...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Bizarre: Why Are BLUE Animals Being Discovered on the West Coast?
September 22, 2015Earlier this month, two news items came in from the West Coast that are just... bizarre.
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Editor's Choice
Sunburn Art: “Cool” New Trend of Burning Outlines into Your Skin Raises Chances of Cancer 50%
July 2, 2015Guess this is at least a smidge better than last year's trend of setting one's self...
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Armageddon Scenarios
The Horror! Blood-Sucking Eels Rain from the Sky in Alaska
June 22, 2015In what sounds like the plot from a low-budget Hollywood horror flick, there have been numerous...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Transgendered? Transracial? Now It’s the ‘Transabled’: Able-Bodied, Healthy People Who “Identify” as Disabled People
June 21, 2015Yes, this is really a thing. This is what our politically correct society has wrought.
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Armageddon Scenarios
Apparently It Is Raining Spiders in Southern Australia
May 19, 2015Millions of baby spiders have been raining down from the sky in southern Australia with locals...
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Controlling the Herd
Gee, Sounds Like Fun: Chinese ‘Death Simulator’ Replicates Cremation
May 9, 2015If this isn't a statement on modern society, we aren't sure what is.
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
The Secret Service Wants $8 Million to Build a Fake White House So They Can Protect the White House
March 20, 2015The Secret Service also recently apologized for deleting a video of two of its agents crashing...
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Camps and Detainment
New Mexico High School Seniors Vote for Communism-Themed Prom Dubbed ‘Prom-Munism’
March 6, 2015So what's on the night's agenda? Are the couples going to show up at the door...
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Controlling the Herd
“I’m Gonna Show You What a D*** Is”: 12-Yr-Old Student Records Teacher’s Profanity-Laced Tirade
March 5, 2015The teacher actually told his students he is going to show them what a d*** is,...
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Controlling the Herd
New Attachment Literally Allows People to Have Sex with Their iPad
March 4, 2015Yes, we apparently live in a world where this exists now.
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Kim Jong Un Gains 100 Pounds and Gets Ridiculous Haircut
February 22, 2015While the people of North Korea are widely reported to be suffering from constant food shortages,...
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Editor's Choice
‘Viagra Ice Cream’ & Bondage Emergencies: Kinky UK Braces for 50 Shades of Valentine’s Day
February 13, 2015Emergency services are on standby for a spate of “bedroom antics-gone-wrong.”
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Joe Biden Gives Shout Out to “an Old Butt Buddy” in Iowa Speech (Video)
February 12, 2015This is our Vice President, America.
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Editor's Choice
The Pentagon Spent $504,816 on Viagra Last Year
February 7, 2015Analysis: 80,770 hours of sexual enhancement. The contracts were filed under “Troop Support.”
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Camps and Detainment
WTF? Teacher Arrested for Attacking First Grader for Eating Too Much at Lunch: “He Only Needed One Taco”
February 4, 2015The teacher reportedly used to regularly bring an empty plate to lunch and fill it with...
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Camps and Detainment
Not Joking: 4th Grader Suspended for Making ‘Terroristic Threat’ with Magic Ring from ‘The Hobbit’ Movie
February 2, 2015How much more pathetic do public schools in America have to GET before they just start...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Palin for President? Really?? Try to Make Sense of Her Bizarre, Barely Coherent Word Salad Freedom Summit Speech
January 27, 2015They're claiming the video and resultant transcript below is due to a teleprompter outage. To be...
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Armageddon Scenarios
Photobomb: Maybe Bill Clinton Smiling and Standing Behind Anything Is Creepy?
December 24, 2014Last week's viral pic of Bill Clinton smiling and standing behind this girl creeped people out....
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Armageddon Scenarios
Just in Time for Halloween: Get Your Own ‘Sexy’ Ebola Containment Suit Costume!
October 28, 2014"And the winner of Most Apathetic Slut Costume goes to..."
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Featured
Crack-Smoking Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Can Bust a Move
December 20, 2013Toronto Mayor Rob Ford was taped Monday getting down to Bob Marley's "One Love" during a...
