All posts tagged "Ridiculous"
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Editor's Choice
No Joke: University of Utah Now Offering “Video Gaming Scholarships” for Our Perpetual Millennial Children
April 5, 2017So our perpetual kids are going to head off to college to... professionally play video games?...
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Boston Globe Makes a Big Deal Picking Apart Melania Trump’s White House Portrait, Gets Owned on Twitter
April 5, 2017The Globe found all kinds of reasons why Melania's White House portrait sucks... but... wait for...
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Comedian Jimmy Kimmel Calls Trump EPA Pick Scott Pruitt a “Piece of Sh*t,” Sends Out Petition Against Him
January 18, 2017Just like the Hollywood left came out of the woodwork to boost Hillary during the election,...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Jill Stein’s Gonna Donate Leftover Recount Money (If There’s Any Money Left, That Is)
December 13, 2016The question remains... Why did she go to all this trouble? It wasn't good PR for...
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Editor's Choice
WORD: 5 Most Ridiculous Celebrity Freak Outs in Response to Trump’s Win
November 12, 2016Even with all the melodramatic histrionics, notice none of them are actually making good on their...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Leaked Emails Reveal Hillary Can’t Speak for Very Long Without a Podium… So Were the Debates Rigged?
October 25, 2016Based on these emails, how are we supposed to believe Hillary was able to speak at...
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Controlling the Herd
Video: 5 Big Fat Lies Hillary Told at the Final Presidential Debate
October 21, 2016If she lies this much in just one 90-minute discussion, can you imagine how many lies...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Clinton’s FBI Files Literally Mention “The Shadow Government” at the State Dept. Wow.
October 17, 2016So Skull and Bones John Kerry is sitting over there in a group literally nicknamed "The...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
“Podiumgate”: How the Clintons Rigged the First Presidential Debate
October 4, 2016The rig was carried out with near-military precision.
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Video: Is This Proof Hillary Secretly Signaled Lester Holt During the First Debate?
September 29, 2016Maybe this is what she meant by practicing for the debates... Seriously. How many ways does...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Watch the Most Puke-Inducing Thing Hillary Did Last Night at the Debates
September 27, 2016What the hell is this and why did it make me want to throw up when...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Wake up Call, America: the Real Reason People Are Voting for Hillary and Trump
September 27, 2016America’s political system is so broken and divided that the strongest factor driving voters’ decisions is...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
STREAM THE TRUMP VS. HILLARY DEBATE LIVE HERE!
September 26, 2016Do you have your popcorn ready? Cuz you know this is going to be an absolute...
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Editor's Choice
LOL: One Podium Taller Than the Other So Trump Won’t Look Taller Than Hillary at Tonight’s Debate
September 26, 2016Of all things, like THIS is going to help her any...
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Editor's Choice
Election Got You Down? Try LALALALA — The First Sensory Deprivation Helmet-Based Election Solution
September 26, 2016Are you getting election fatigue from being inundated with bread and circuses everywhere you look and...
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Editor's Choice
Caught on Tape: Governor Says, ‘I Believe Hillary Is Honest,’ Entire Audience Bursts into Laughter
September 20, 2016This about sums up what America thinks of Hillary Clinton. People aren't even pretending to buy...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Wow: Obama Says It Will Be a ‘Personal Insult to My Legacy’ if Black Americans Don’t Vote for Hillary
September 19, 2016President Barack Obama told a predominantly black audience it would be a “personal insult” if they...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Reporter to State Dept Spokesman on Deleted Footage: “It seems like such a ridiculous explanation it shocks me that you’re actually providing it”
August 18, 2016Apparently after three months of intense investigation on whodunit, the State Department just couldn't seem to...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
HAHA FAIL: Turkish Reporter Claims Grand Theft Auto Cheat Codes Are Actually Secret Messages of the Failed Coup
August 12, 2016I'm not telling you not to be mad at news coverage in the United States. I'm...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Flashback: Head of DEA Says Marijuana Legalization Will Kill Puppies!
August 12, 2016Please. Think of Fido.
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Cops and Robbers
Couple Claims Sexual Assault by Hibachi Restaurant’s ‘Peeing Toy’
July 29, 2016The restaurant says they will ask if people want to be pretend peed on while they...
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Editor's Choice
Watch: Even Bill Clinton Fell Asleep During Hillary’s Acceptance Speech
July 29, 2016Everyone knows what a fake dog and pony show this is, to the point that the...
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‘What a Disaster’: Despite Efforts to Censor Them, Boos Permeate Hillary Clinton’s Coronation Speech at the DNC
July 29, 2016The spontaneous chanting and continuing boos created a distracting atmosphere, apparently making it difficult at times...
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Armageddon Scenarios
Report: British Intel Proves Erdogan Staged the Turkey Coup, “Will Blame Gulen’s Hizmet, Sack Millions”
July 25, 2016The coup was staged as an excuse for Erdogan to not only consolidate his tyrannical power...
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Armageddon Scenarios
Turkey Coup Purge Continues: 62 Schoolchildren Arrested for Treason
July 25, 2016The children have been put in prison and are not allowed to speak to their parents.
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Depopulation and Eugenics
Actress Charlize Theron: ‘HIV Spread by Racism, Sexism and Homophobia’ (And We Were Told It Was by Unsafe Sex and Dirty Needles)
July 18, 2016At the 21st International AIDS Conference in Durban, South Africa earlier today, actress Charlize Theron informed...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
Ebony Mag Editor Claims ‘Hate Crimes Can’t Be Committed Against White People’
July 13, 2016Apparently hate crimes can't be perpetrated against Caucasians.
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Editor's Choice
Three Stooges of the NAU: Obama’s Ridiculous Handshake with Canadian PM & Mexican President Is an Epic Fail
June 29, 2016What is this? Real life or a modern episode of the Three Stooges of the North...
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Conspiracy Fact and Theory
NBC Freaks out: Brexit = ‘Fear, Xenophobia, Racism,’ ‘Threatens Western Civilization’
June 24, 2016"What this was really about is fear, xenophobia, in some cases, certainly racism."
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Cops and Robbers
WOW: Oakland Just Lost Its Third Police Chief in a Week over Massive Sex Scandal with Dispatcher’s Daughter, PD Under Civilian Control
June 20, 2016What in the hell is going on in the Oakland PD they can't seem to find...
