Stephen King Compares Trump to Cthulhu – and Cthulhu Issues Witty Response

During election “season” (which seems perpetual these days), online debates are common. You can’t turn a corner on the internet without running into an argument.

But it isn’t every day that one gets to witness something this entertaining.

It all started with this Tweet from famed horror, science fiction, and fantasy writer Stephen King:

Breaking News: Reliable sources reveal that Donald Trump is actually Cthulu. The absurd hairdo isn't absurd at all. It hides the tentacles.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) September 12, 2016

Cthulhu did not take too kindly to the comparison and released a statement in response to King’s comment:

Trump could barely hope to be 1/63 as great as I am if he weren't such a buffoon, @StephenKing pic.twitter.com/AKU0PFNoG2

— Cthulhu for America (@cthulhu4america) September 12, 2016

The Twitterverse chimed in with its thoughts:

Lets stick to the issues this election. pic.twitter.com/zsApRLBpqw

— The Elder Party (@TheElderParty) September 13, 2016

This is insulting and disrespectful. Those of us working hard campaigning for @cthulhu4america won't forget. https://t.co/dEPrFGrjLg

— Jim Nicholson (@TheJimNicholson) September 13, 2016

Why choose the lesser evil? @cthulhu4america #learningtodie in the #cthulhucene https://t.co/YQqgywMUJc

— Roy Scranton (@RoyScranton) September 12, 2016

.@StephenKing – we suspect as much, though nobody trumps #Cthulhu: https://t.co/sgHDV0WaqQ pic.twitter.com/a5miVKbVV4

— Chaosium (@Chaosium_Inc) September 14, 2016

Eight years ago we elected the first non-white POTUS. This year, let's elect first (and last) horror of the deep, @cthulhu4america .

— Rodney Dawes (@dohbee) September 14, 2016

No threats. No guilt trips. Vote for Cthulhu. pic.twitter.com/vMHwVhxTR7

— The Elder Party (@TheElderParty) August 30, 2016

At this point, Chtulhu doesn’t seem like such a bad choice. Why vote for the lesser of two evils when The Greatest Evil is an option?

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