I’ll keep it short and to the point. You can have Piers Morgan, we don’t want him. We had the insufferable idiot for years, it seems only fair that somebody else takes a turn.
Piers Morgan’s prime-time talk show on US TV network CNN is to end.
The former Daily Mirror editor told The New York Times it had been “a painful period” for the show, which has suffered lacklustre ratings.
CNN’s audience had tired of hearing a Briton weigh in on American cultural issues, he said.
Mr Morgan said he was in discussions with CNN about a new role at the channel following the end of the show, probably in March.
See, he’s in discussion with CNN, it’s only right that he doesn’t increase his carbon footprint by flying back and forth across the Atlantic.
Pleeeesssseeeeee keep him.
A thought: Could we send him to the Hague? His show was so bad it could be considered a crime against humanity.
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Contributed by Lizzie Bennett of Underground Medic.
Lizzie Bennett retired from her job as a senior operating department practitioner in the UK earlier this year. Her field was trauma and accident and emergency and she has served on major catastrophe teams around the UK. Lizzie publishes Underground Medic on the topic of preparedness.