No Joke: Canada’s Supreme Court Just Legalized Oral Sex with Animals

Not that any halfway normal person would ever make such a joke, but…

This is… this is just… just… what in the hell is happening?

Has the whole world lost its mind?

Via Breitbart:

In a quixotic ruling, the country’s high court ruled that a man who was on trial for raping and sexually exploiting his own daughters wasn’t guilty of “bestiality.” The man reportedly, “smeared peanut butter on the genitals of his victims and had the family dog lick it off while he videotaped the act.”

The convicted man took his case to the Canadian Supreme Court, demanding that the bestiality charge be nullified. In the end, the court agreed.

As a result of the rape case, the court ruled 7 to 1 that humans having sexual contact with animals is OK if there is no “penetration” involved in the act.

“Although bestiality was often subsumed in terms such as sodomy or buggery, penetration was the essence — ‘the defining act’ — of the offense,” the court’s ruling states as reported by The Independent.

Some have argued the Supreme Court was just interpreting the law, but regardless, the end result is the same.

So in Canada, it’s legal to receive oral sex from dogs… and a British lady actually married her dog not too long ago.

But it gets so much worse…

A recent article from the Daily Mail lamented the troubling new trend of “animal brothels” rising in Germany as many humans are claiming sex with animals is just another “lifestyle choice.”

A “lifestyle choice”? Gee. Sounds so politically correct… and absolutely horrifying.

Just how utterly disgusting do things have to get around here?

Seriously. What in the hell is wrong with people?!

Again, has the whole world gone mad?