There are sick jokes…and then there are sick jokes.
Yes, fresh off the line and in direct response to the fact that what, the deadly and highly infectious Ebola virus has now killed over 5,000 people and infected another 12,000 just since March?
It’s the “Sexy Ebola Nurse Costume!” (Woo hoo.)
Get yours today! Comes with your very own prop gas mask, but take note, the item isn’t suitable to actually protect you against hazardous materials (like Ebola).
Actually, according to Mashable, this particular picture above was a tasteless Photoshop joke based on Breaking Bad.
The sexy Ebola costume does exist, and here it is from BrandsonSale.com:
Someone actually thought this idea was “sexy” enough to put the word sexy in the title… Meanwhile, I fail to see where it’s even remotely verging on cute.
In fact, other descriptions come to mind,
but I’m probably not supposed to write things like “dumb hobag” in an article.
But hey, this costume can be all yours for only $59.99! (Ridiculous yellow boots not even included.)
“As the deadly Ebola virus trickles its way through the United States, fighting its disease is no reason to compromise style. The short dress and chic gas mask will be the talk of Milan, London, Paris and New York as the world’s fashionistas seek global solutions to hazmat couture,” the description reads.
The global solution of what? Looking like a skanky, heartless airhead?
Sorry, but someone needs to get slapped…which might happen to you should you decide to wear this costume, actually.
What does someone say to the unfortunate train wreck who shows up to the Halloween party wearing this?
“Wow, I had no idea you hated sick and dying people this much, Julie!”
“Parodying the suffering and mass death of others sure is fun and fashionable, huh?”
“And the winner of Most Apathetic Slut Costume goes to…”
Oh, but “Ending plague isn’t the endeavor of a single woman,” the description continues, “so be sure to check out our men’s Ebola Containment Costume for a great couple’s costume idea.”
Sounds like a couple needs to be slapped.
“You are sure to be prepared if any outbreak happens at your Halloween party,” for only $79.99, again boots not included.
This is the kind of costume that makes you want to re-evaluate why you would be friends with a person (or worse, a couple) who would even wear this in the first place.
Gee, I guess I just don’t get what’s so funny or cute or “sexy” about thousands of people dying a horrible, painful death that essentially liquifies their internal organs and causes them to bleed out of every orifice.
What’s next? The Sexy ISIS Victim Costume, complete with an orange jumpsuit cut into booty shorts and a severed head?
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