Hillary Clinton Promises 500 Million Solar Panels If America Pretends to Vote for Her for President

What a sad, sad gimmick.

As you know, the man-made global warming hoax, er, climate change, is one of Hillary Clinton’s top priorities (as is selling America out to big business like Monsanto, Walmart and Wall Street).

Now, like it’s a cheap contest or something (*wink wink*), Hillary has pledged to install 500 million solar panels if she is voted president. So there. Eat your heart out, Jeb!

“We are on the cusp of a new era,” she reportedly said in that voice that she uses when she thinks she’s being all presidential and stuff.

That era, of course, is the smart grid electronic big brother concentration camp being erected all around us… complete with green, energy efficient solar panels and talking wi-fi connected thermostats that can be accessed remotely by pretty much anyone who wants to!

All you have to do is vote for Hillary Clinton in the “Who Wants to Be the Next American Dictator?” game show America runs every four years! That’s right. It’s the one where everything’s made up and the points don’t matter. You just have to go in, and like the mark of the beast in the book of Revelation, you have to make a conscious choice to say you personally would like to allow this psychopath to run the insane asylum that used to be America.

Then, once she becomes president and ascends the throne, you’ll get your 500 million solar panels, America… and everything else that comes with Hillary being in the White House. Heck, the system only withheld that technology for decades under the banner of national security in favor of big oil control and the rise of the petro dollar anyway. Now they’re ready to hand it over like it’s some kind of new age magic.

So vote for Hillary. Give yourself a reason to have fun looking yourself in the eye in the mirror every day for the next four years!