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“He Pretends to Be a Republican!”: Ted Cruz Releases Ad Featuring Kids Playing with Donald Trump Doll
It appears, ladies and gentlemen, we have not gotten to that stage of the 2016 presidential race…
It appears, ladies and gentlemen, we have now gotten to that stage of the 2016 presidential race…
The stage where Ted Cruz creates a Donald Trump doll and films little kids playing with it to try and make him look bad:
We wouldn’t tolerate these values in our children. Why would we want them in our president? https://t.co/YBcXsTJlj4https://t.co/A4lIp9yPFk
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) February 10, 2016
The highlight was when the Trump doll paid the Hillary doll to be friends. The vid ends with the kids screaming “eminent domain” while destroying some other poor toy’s house with Trump.
Because any of the people running for president, except perhaps for Sanders, have been consistent in their political leanings/beliefs.
Maybe next Donald Trump will get a Ted Cruz doll and show little kids playing with it, pretending the doll isn’t a former Bush lawyer and advisor who met his wife while she was also Bush advisor. Maybe the doll will ignore the fact that his wife spent a long time working at Goldman Sachs, sat on the Council on Foreign Relations, and signed off on the globalist “Building a North American Union” document. Maybe the doll can pretend it’s a tea party conservative while in reality its a neocon who would lie down and be Jeb’s VP in a heartbeat…
Ah, those crazy kids! Playing pretend is just so much fun.
At this rate, can you imagine how this fall is going to look in the lead up to November? Get ready, America. We’ll be reaching the dank basement of federal politics soon.
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