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Great: President Obama Gives Creepy Uncle Joe Biden “Blessing” to Run for POTUS

But seriously… who in the hell would actually vote for Joe “the guy you avoided at family reunions as a kid” Biden for president?

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As if the bread and circuses which are our 2016 presidential elections didn’t already come complete with enough sideshow freaks, now Obama has officially given creepy uncle Joe his “blessing” to run.

CNN is reporting that Biden is definitely considering a run. Why not. We need more crazy in this fake political comedy show.

But seriously… who in the hell would actually vote for Joe “the guy you avoided at family reunions as a kid” Biden for president?

Because Jeb Bush, Hillary, and Donald Trump weren’t already bad enough. Sure, why not, let’s throw Joe kid-and-wife-toucher Biden on the pile.

Maybe we should all vote for Deez Nuts. He’s polling at 9% last I checked. This country is so screwed up, perhaps only Deez Nuts can save it.

On a side note, has Caligula announced a run in 2016 yet?

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