Gosh Darnit Hoo Diddly! Ted Cruz Announces 2016 POTUS Run

Oh, goody!

Now it is official: Bush shill and NWO puppet Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) announced just after midnight on Monday he’ll mount a bid for president of the United States.

From Huffington Post:

Cruz made a formal announcement Monday at Liberty University in Virginia. Cruz is the first high profile candidate to officially declare that he is running for president and will forego an exploratory committee.

Cruz, a favorite among conservatives and a frequent agitator of the GOP leadership in Congress, had been expected to declare his presidential bid for more than a year. He scoped out office space for a campaign headquarters in Houston, Texas, and terminated his Canadian citizenship in preparation.

Here’s one of Cruz’s campaign videos.

Warning: Viewing may induce nausea

I’m SORRY for posting that; I really am. As my apology, please accept this parody video created by the brilliant Hugh Atkin:

And another by Truthstream Media:

Twitter is flooded with commentary about the Cruz announcement:

#TedCruz is the worst Canadian import since #JustinBieber.

— Amy Kroin (@AmyKroin) March 23, 2015

With #TedCruz announcing his run for POTUS, I would like to apologise to all Americans for the fact he was born in my home province.

— Ian Stewart (@edm_ragabash) March 23, 2015

LOL. This is what’s showing at http://t.co/KnVOZMRCvx #TedCruz pic.twitter.com/r1dQlYzQyL

— Michael P. Hill (@michaelphill) March 23, 2015

We don’t need another Clinton (holy hell no), we don’t need another Bush, and I’m almost certain we don’t need #TedCruz… #BetterOptions

— Lauren Donley (@ladonley) March 23, 2015

Disturbed Man Tries to Get Into White House http://t.co/Do9hfkJYqm via @BorowitzReport #TedCruz

— Michael Nunziante (@m_nunziante) March 23, 2015

Favorite word of #TedCruz is imagine. Seems a lot like Obamas campaign. Hope you still like unfulfilled promises http://t.co/eNKe7ZXaGU

— Gregory Cox (@gregcox92) March 23, 2015

Where is Kanye when we need him? #TedCruz

— S. Thistlethwaite (@YesBiscuit) March 23, 2015

I wonder how many dystopian parallel universes sprouted from the #TedCruz announcement today.

— Vincent (@Vincentricity) March 23, 2015

Thanks Sarah, I’ll take the crazy train from here #TedCruzCampaignSlogans pic.twitter.com/5IjslQjDGY

— Leah DiMarco (@Baggerfreezone) March 23, 2015

Last month, Melissa Melton exposed Cruz as a Bush-brand establishment puppet:

So what’s it going to be this time around? Hillary Clinton vs Ted Cruz?

Does it even matter anyway? As the American anarchist Lysander Spooner said, “A man is no less a slave because he is allowed to choose a new master once in a term of years.”

“The things that matter in this country have been reduced in choice, there are two political parties, there are a handful insurance companies, there are six or seven information centers, but if you want a bagel there are 23 flavors. Because you have the illusion of choice.” ~ George Carlin