Get Your Barf Bag Ready: “Stand with Hillary” Country Song Review

So…this is a thing.

I seriously doubt even the people who put those “I’m ready for Hillary!” bumper stickers on their cars were ready for this auto-tuned country song about Hillary Clinton. It’s called “Stand with Hillary” but a more apt title might have been, “Hillary 2016: I Think I Just Threw up in My Mouth a Little.”

I don’t know if it’s the fact that I’m already sick or the cheesy lyrics and bad auto-tuning or the idea someone could even record a song about Hillary Clinton with a straight face (read: the sheer reality that this song exists at all) or just knowing that Hillary is actually going to run and stands a chance of actually being president but I’m warning you: Do not watch this video or even listen to this song with your eyes closed if you get queasy easily.

Because the super PAC that made the song disabled comments and ratings on their video, I decided to do this review to show you what some of those comments would have looked like had they not done that.

Again, what exactly are we “standing” for anyway? Soulless Washington insider sellouts? Corporatism? The unofficial American dynasties? More empire-building wars based on lies? More New World Order puppets?

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