Here’s a headline you just can’t make up. (Or, at least, we didn’t.)
Former UK Town Councilor Simon Parkes is claiming that he thwarted an evil plan to use the Large Hadron Collider (LHC), the world’s most powerful particle accelerator, at CERN to destroy all life on the planet. The nefarious plot was cooked up by, you guessed it, the Illuminati.
Via The Iquisitr:
…the former town councilor for Whitby in North Yorkshire, claimed during a speech delivered at an event organized by the UFO Academy and held at High Elms Manor in Watford Hertfordshire, that the ever-scheming, villainous Illuminati hatched a plan to use the LHC particle accelerator to open a portal to another dimension that would cause destruction of all mankind…
According to conspiracy theorists, Satan is using the power-hungry Illuminati to open the “gates of hell” and unleash destruction on mankind and the LHC is the special weapon to achieve this nefarious goal.
…Parkes said the Illuminati used alien technology to design and build the LHC and that the ultimate goal of the Illuminati was to “interfere with time, open portals to other dimensions and sever the link between good humans and the spiritual plane and divine consciousness.”
How did he do it? Well, here’s where it gets a little tough to explain…
Parkes says the Illuminati used the LHC to attempt to “sever the link” between humanity and divine consciousness by opening a portal on August 15, 2015, but somehow they knew Parkes’ plan and shut it off that day. When they did decide to turn it back on around 3 a.m., Parkes was informed by his CERN contacts, and he and a global meditation team he set up with people from all over the world used a “mind warp” to send a telepathic wave of positive energy to the portal, preventing it from opening, and stopping the Illuminati in their tracks.
“It is not illegal to psychically damage government equipment because the law courts do not believe it is possible,” Parkes said.
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