Stories By Kimberly Paxton
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Crime/Police State
Is That a Colostomy Bag in Your Pants or Are You Happy to See Me?
October 30, 2013A one block stroll turned into a nightmare for a young Miami man suffering from developmental...
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Controlling the Herd
Beware, Soldiers: You Gotta Watch Out for Those Christians!
October 29, 2013If you are a member of our military forces, you must know your enemies. And if...
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Crime/Police State
Oregon School System Allows Teachers to Carry Concealed: “They should have a right to protect themselves”
October 28, 2013Finally, we get to hear a story about a school system where logic trumps thoughtless "zero...
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Controlling the Herd
Breaking: A Mass Shooting Did NOT Occur
October 25, 2013Responsible use of weapons does not promote the gun control agenda, even though responsible gun owners...
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Controlling the Herd
“God, Guns, Country”: Three “offensive” words that “could incite fear among the students”
October 24, 2013Spring Hill Middle School Principal Kathy Parker doesn't want the kids unduly terrified by rebels who...
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Editor's Choice
Tea Party Meeting Tonight, 2nd Burning Cross on the Right, White Attire Optional
October 22, 2013Is the Tea Party similar to the KKK? According to Florida Democrat Alan Grayson, the two...
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Crime/Police State
“Get That White Whore”: Black Kids Attack White Couple at Traffic Light for No Apparent Reason
October 21, 2013For once, it seems the authorities are actually daring to say that this IS a racially...
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Controlling the Herd
Stunning Act of Domestic Violence: Florida Woman Arrested for Shooting Her Boyfriend….with a Water Gun
October 20, 2013The sources do not mention whether or not the brutal assault was carried out with a...
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Editor's Choice
School Makes an Example Out of Autistic Child: Bomb Drawing Results in “responsible removal” (Warning: Graphic Image)
October 16, 2013We at The Daily Sheeple decided to go ahead and publish this graphic image with the...
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Editor's Choice
Zero Tolerance Idiocy: Sober Varsity Superstar Punished for Giving Drunk Friend a Safe Ride Home
October 14, 2013When can we institute a "zero tolerance" policy for school stupidity?
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Controlling the Herd
Forget Glee Club and Football – This High School Has a Death Panel!
October 11, 2013Critics of the public school system will be pleased to know that St. Joseph-Ogden High School...
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Controlling the Herd
Dead Man Walking…and Talking… But Court Says, “you’re still deceased as far as the law is concerned”
October 9, 2013Unless the judge's ruling is overturned, Miller cannot get a job, collect Social Security, or get...
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Controlling the Herd
Tag Banned!!!! Kindergarten Playground Now Safe from Children “running in packs”
October 5, 2013The public school system is instilling in students a hive mentality, destroying critical thinking, and "wussifying"...
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Controlling the Herd
Zero Tolerance Lunacy: Teen Faces Felony Charges for Possession of a Loaded Tackle Box
October 5, 2013"Zero Tolerance": It's just code for "Zero Critical Thinking Skills".
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Crime/Police State
Ohio Woman Says No to Criminals Twice in 4 Months – .357-Style
October 3, 2013The media talks a lot about empowering young girls. If you happen to be looking for...
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Controlling the Herd
“Act of Violence”: 8 Year Old Defies Code of Conduct “that prohibits students from playing with invisible guns”
October 1, 2013The story that follows may be inappropriate for those bothered by graphic brutality.
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Controlling the Herd
Woof: Man Faces Prison Time for Barking at Police Dog
September 30, 2013When they aren't busy trashing the Constitution, police departments have become little more than revenue generators,...
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Controlling the Herd
Narrow Escape from Terror: Child Suspended After a Quarter-Sized Gun Keychain Falls from His Backpack
September 29, 2013When can we institute a zero tolerance policy on stupidity?
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Crime/Police State
Traffic Stop Humiliation: Woman Ordered to “Shake out her Bra” – Cop Received ONE Day Suspension
September 27, 2013When the inappropriate actions of a cop are caught on video, one might expect that the...
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Controlling the Herd
Obama Wins, You Lose: Senate To Fund “Affordable” Health Care
September 27, 2013With a vote of 54-44, the Senate has passed the bill that will restore the funding...
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Economy and Finance
Bend Over and Cough: Some Insurance Rates to Quadruple with Obama’s “Good Deal” on Healthcare
September 25, 2013Insurance premiums begin to skyrocket with the implementation of Obamacare.
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Editor's Choice
Michelle Obama Has Over 2 Million Imaginary Friends
September 24, 2013Twitter recently revealed that according to their analytics, 37% of the First Lady's followers are not...
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Crime/Police State
Cop Says to Terrified Woman After Shattering Her Car Window: “You wouldn’t comply”
September 24, 2013A simple traffic violation ended up with an angry cop shattering a terrified woman's car window...
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Editor's Choice
Religion of Peace? Gunmen Target All Non-Muslims at the Mall, 22 Dead
September 21, 2013Eyewitness: "The gunmen told Muslims to stand up and leave. They were safe, and non-Muslims would...
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Editor's Choice
More Bureaucratic Hysteria: Virginia Student Sent Home for Wearing Duck Dynasty T-shirt That “Implies Violence”
September 20, 2013In a world run amok with government-engineered chaos, a hysterical school administration in Dinwiddie, Virginia found...
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Editor's Choice
Teacher Suspended For Twitter Discipline: “I Am not a B%tch or a Whore”
September 17, 2013Do you remember the days when children were held responsible for their actions? Discipline is not...
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Controlling the Herd
Colorado Voters Speak: Pro-Gun Control Senators Kicked to the Curb
September 11, 2013Colorado made history yesterday when, in a recall election, voters ousted two state senators who have...
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Editor's Choice
Speaking of Bad Break-ups: Kim Jong-un’s Ex-Girlfriend Executed by Firing Squad
August 30, 2013Kim Jong-un, who claimed for himself the honor of Sexiest Man Alive, can now claim the...
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Crime/Police State
Teacher Rapes 14 Year Old Girl, Gets 30 Days in Jail
August 28, 2013Stating that the girl was "older than her chronological age" and "as much in control of...
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Editor's Choice
LA Schools Emphasize “Run and Hide” Protocols in Live Shooter Training for Teachers
August 12, 2013Is it truly proactive to instill victimhood in an entire generation of children? To have them...