Stories By Kimberly Paxton
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Economy and Finance
Attention Target Shoppers: Special on Credit Card Fraud at the Checkout Counter
December 19, 2013That bulls-eye logo has never been more appropriate. Target shoppers have been targeted...by criminals intent on...
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Camps and Detainment
Justice is Different When You’re Rich: Check Out the Luxury Digs Where Affluenza Teen Will be “Rehabilitated”
December 17, 2013Basketball, horseback riding, massages, luxury surroundings, and 6 acres on which to romp - poor little...
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Controlling the Herd
5 Year Old Suspended for “Gun Gesture” Until His Awesome Dad Harasses School into Overturning It
December 17, 2013What will all of these coddled children do one day when they encounter an actual threat...
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Controlling the Herd
Eyewitness to Hitler Warns Americans: “Keep your guns. Keep your guns and buy more guns”
December 17, 2013If you don't want to go buy more ammo after this, then you aren't paying attention.
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Crime/Police State
Armed Guards at Schools: “The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun”
December 16, 2013An armed deputy sheriff, on site at Arapahoe High School, ended the episode in under 2...
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Editor's Choice
Schumer: Veterans Should Take a Pay Cut But Congress Should Not
December 16, 2013Senator Chuck Schumer (D-NY) believes that it's time that US military veterans do their part for...
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Controlling the Herd
Are You a High School Student Trying to Pay for College? Pimp Yourself Out to the NSA!
December 14, 2013Are you a high school senior? You could sign up to spy on your friends and...
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Crime/Police State
Unarmed Handcuffed Teen Shoots Himself in the Head While In a Police Car
December 13, 2013"I know that it is hard for people not in law enforcement to understand how someone...
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Controlling the Herd
State Goes After BB Guns: “Young kids can get a felony charge and their lives are basically over”
December 13, 2013Apparently the government is just as deeply concerned about BB guns as Ralphie's mother was. They...
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Editor's Choice
No Citizenship? No Problem! Here, Have a Gun and a Badge!
December 12, 2013If you have difficulty coming into the United States as a legal immigrant, don't worry! Just...
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Controlling the Herd
The TPP for Dummies
December 12, 2013The negotiations for the TransPacific Partnership have been kept a closely guarded secret, and those participating...
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Editor's Choice
Satanists Demand “an interactive display for children” at the Oklahoma Statehouse
December 10, 2013When a statue of the 10 Commandments was erected on the Capitol grounds in Oklahoma, the...
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Editor's Choice
Santa Threatens to Cancel Christmas with a Creepy Global Warming Video Aimed at Kids
December 10, 2013If you thought the Elf on the Shelf, spying on children while they play, was creepy,...
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Crime/Police State
Sexual Harassment: First Grader Suspended for Kissing a Little Girl on the Hand
December 10, 2013A school in Canon City, Colorado has made it clear that they won't put up with...
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Editor's Choice
Creepy Teacher Finally Fired After Nearly a Decade of Calling Middle School Girls Names Like “Dirty Ho”
December 9, 2013The worst teacher in New Jersey has had his dismissal upheld by the courts, after he...
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Controlling the Herd
Mad Science: “We’re now able to eavesdrop on the brain in real life”
December 8, 2013When do scientific advances cross the line between exciting progress over to a frightening chapter in...
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Crime/Police State
Brutal Attack on Oakland City Bus: Has the Knockout “Game” Spread to the West Coast?
December 7, 2013"If you were trying to knock me out, you didn't do it. If it is a...
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Crime/Police State
A Love Bizarre: Twisted Newlyweds “just wanted to murder someone together”
December 7, 2013Nothing says "romance" like planning and committing a murder together.
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Editor's Choice
How the PTA Stole Christmas: School Bans Red, Green and the Word “Christmas” from the “Winter Party”
December 7, 2013Why is it that there's always someone who wants to take a joyous occasion and make...
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Crime/Police State
One of DC’s Finest Gives New Meaning to “Dirty Cop” with Child Prostitution Business
December 6, 2013When cops aren't busy performing random acts of police brutality, it seems that some of them...
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Crime/Police State
Be All You Can Be: Army Has Career Opportunities for Pimps, Hookers
December 6, 2013Few women join the Army expecting to be pimped out by their superior officers, but that...
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Editor's Choice
Congress: Not Too Busy to Hear Vital Testimony on Space Aliens
December 5, 2013In a situation of epically misdirected scheduling priorities, Congress heard testimony from an MIT professor, who...
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Crime/Police State
Help Wanted: Corrupt Cops with a History of Brutality
December 1, 2013With horrifying stories of police brutality and abuse in the news on a daily basis, these...
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Armageddon Scenarios
Strategic Air Command Was Not Very Strategic with the Super Secret Nuke Code of 00000000
December 1, 2013The only numbers that stood between the world and a nuclear apocalypse were a closely guarded...
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Depopulation and Eugenics
Hooray! The ObamaCare Website is Fixed…Just Kidding…It Still Sucks
November 30, 2013Despite the victorious announcement by the Washington Post that the site is fixed and the deadline...
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Editor's Choice
A New Theory of Human Origins: Chimp and Pig Rendevouz Resulted in Your Ancestors
November 30, 2013A new hypothesis that makes Darwin's theory of evolution look positively pleasant in comparison is certain...
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Crime/Police State
15 Year Old Girl Takes Knockout “Game” Attacks Right to the Homes of Elderly Victims
November 30, 2013A teen girl has been arrested for two sociopathic Knockout attacks at the homes of elderly...
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Editor's Choice
Maybe You Should Decorate Early: Christmas Tree Takes a Bullet for Family
November 29, 2013Maybe we shouldn't scoff any more at those people who put their Christmas trees up before...
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Crime/Police State
The Knockout “Game”: Not Just for City Streets Anymore
November 29, 2013In Hamden, Connecticut a high school senior was punched in the face simply walking down the...
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Controlling the Herd
It’s Official: “Slave” is a Job Title in Georgia
November 27, 2013Potential jurors in DeKalb County, Georgia found a rather surprising occupational choice in a questionnaire.