Stories By Daniel Lang
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Controlling the Herd
Chinese Authorities Are Adding Facial Recognition Cameras To Toilet Paper Dispensers
March 29, 2017They're not doing it to surveil their citizens (as far as we know). Instead, the government...
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Editor's Choice
Census Data Reveals That In Six Years, U.S. Will Have More Immigrants Than Ever Before
March 29, 2017If current trends continue then within six years immigrants will make up 15% of the American...
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Controlling the Herd
Trump Signs Executive Order That Will Gut Obama’s Coal Killing Regulations
March 28, 2017The executive order is being viewed as a fulfillment of President Trump's campaign promise to roll...
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Cops and Robbers
No One Knows How Thieves Snatched Giant 220lb Gold Coin From German Museum
March 28, 2017It appears that several thieves in Germany decided to give themselves a challenge.
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Cops and Robbers
Massachusetts to Drop a Whopping 24,000 Drug Convictions Because of One Very Negligent Crime Lab Chemist
March 28, 2017She had tainted the results of tens of thousands of samples, which contributed to the conviction...
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Editor's Choice
Incredible: Scientists Turn Spinach Leaves Into Human Heart Tissue
March 28, 2017Bioengineers with the Worcester Polytechnic Institute in Massachusetts have discovered a bizarre new medical application for...
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Parents Sue School After Teenager Shamed for Not Wanting to Undress Next to Trans Boy
March 27, 2017He told them that they needed to "tolerate" the situation, and make it "as natural as...
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Controlling the Herd
Mom Films Her Son’s Cringe Inducing Encounter With TSA Agent
March 27, 2017Because of his condition, she asked the TSA to screen him with a different method, but...
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Editor's Choice
Idaho Woman Crashes Car Into Deer; Says She Was Distracted by Bigfoot Sighting
March 27, 2017Given how common deer collisions are, you have to wonder why she would make up such...
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Controlling the Herd
Philly Police Officer Charged After Abandoning Starving Dog in Trash Bag
March 27, 2017The police were able to find out who abandoned the dog. The man responsible was one...
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Cops and Robbers
Federal Prosecutors Think North Korea Stole $81 Million From NY Federal Reserve
March 22, 2017Federal prosecutors think they have an idea who was responsible. They're building a case that points...
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Editor's Choice
Turkish Prime Minister Threatens EU; Says Europeans Will Not Be Able to Safely Walk Their Streets
March 22, 2017The ongoing spat between the EU and Turkey has since escalated to a whole new level...
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Economy and Finance
The Retail Apocalypse Is Here and It’s Killing Thousands of Stores
March 22, 2017The grownup in me recognizes this as completely irresponsible and dangerous. However, the kid in me...
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Editor's Choice
These Goofballs Decided to Ride Their Horses Through a Houston Walmart
March 22, 2017The grownup in me recognizes this as completely irresponsible and dangerous. However, the kid in me...
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1,100 NATO Troops Arrive in Poland to “Deter” Russia
March 21, 2017Though there have been many training exercises in recent years that involved those kinds of personnel...
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Controlling the Herd
How Your Smartphone Could Be Easily Hacked by Sound Waves
March 21, 2017If there was only one truism of the modern world, it would be that no computer...
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Editor's Choice
Cheerios “Save The Bees” Seed Campaign Could Actually Spread Invasive Species
March 21, 2017It turns out there's a serious problem with some of the seeds that they are haphazardly...
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15-Year-Old Girl Sexually Assaulted on Facebook Live; Nobody Calls the Police
March 21, 2017We all know that humans are capable of committing vile crimes. However, sometimes it isn't what...
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Camps and Detainment
They Thought She Was Crazy: Doctor Extracts RFID Chip From Sex Trafficking Victim
March 20, 2017It just goes to show that the way humans use technology in the real world is...
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Controlling the Herd
Guards Who Allegedly Killed Mentally Ill Prisoner With Scalding Hot Shower Won’t Be Charged
March 20, 2017A nurse at the prison claims that there were burns on 90% of his body, and...
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Controlling the Herd
Land of the Free? Legislator Wants to Fine New Yorkers Who Don’t Vote
March 20, 2017When faced with a corrupt two party system that only offers the illusion of choice, we...
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Editor's Choice
Government Planted “Cyanide Bomb” Accidentally Injures Idaho Teenager and Kills His Dog
March 20, 2017"I’ve been a sheriff here for 20 years and worked for the office for 39 years,...
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Controlling the Herd
Study Shows People Now Stress Losing Their Smartphones Almost as Much as Terrorism
March 15, 2017We can be devastated by the loss of an inanimate object that we've decided should be...
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Editor's Choice
Dinosaur Warmonger John McCain Says Rand Paul is Working for Putin
March 15, 2017Methinks this doddering old warmonger needs to be put out to pasture.
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Controlling the Herd
New York Scraps Literacy Test for Teachers After Minorities Fail to Pass It
March 15, 2017I suppose then we should scrap every test that doesn't give equal results to everyone, and...
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Controlling the Herd
Australia Begins Another Gun Confiscation Program, Because It Didn’t Work the First Time
March 15, 2017Somehow the government thinks that they'll manage to convince people to give up between 260,000 and...
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Editor's Choice
U.S. Army Creates World’s First 3D Printed Grenade Launcher
March 14, 2017The only question is, will the military-industrial complex abide this money saving measure?
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Controlling the Herd
Eww: Smart Sex Toy Maker Ordered To pay $2.9 Million Lawsuit After They Were Caught Collecting Customer Data
March 14, 2017One of the users of this toy realized that the app was relaying this information back...
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Camps and Detainment
Letter From Inmate Who Attacked Jared Fogle Reveals Why He Did It
March 14, 2017It turns out that Jared Fogle wasn't receiving the typical child molester treatment in prison, due...
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Economy and Finance
Gun Sales Finally Cool Under Trump Presidency as Remington Begins First Round of Layoffs
March 14, 2017If you paid top dollar for firearms under the Obama administration for the sole purpose of...