“You F***ing Kidding Me?”: TSA Lines Now Three Hours Long, Airports Offer Clowns and Horses to Entertain Angry Travelers

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The nation is reaching a TSA “breaking point”.

Traveler Sean Hoffman thought you might like to see the insanely long line to get through TSA at Midway Airport last week.

You know… for your safety.

Tens of thousands of Americans have been missing their flights due to exceedingly long lines at airports in recent months, some after waiting in line for several hours just to not ever even make it through TSA, let alone on the actual plane (which is the reason they paid money for a ticket and went there in the first place). There are stories coming out of Chicago O’Hare, for example, of people who have had to sleep at the airport after missing a flight due to the TSA.

In fact, that average wait in line at major airports to get through security is now three hours.

THREE. And it isn’t even peak travel season yet.

The problem with long lines at airports and people missing flights all due to the TSA has gotten so bad, airports are literally resorting to clowns to entertain passengers while they wait.

Because if there’s anything that will make you feel better about being screwed over by the TSA at the airport, it’s a guy dressed in an obnoxious costume juggling things and honking one of those big cartoonish horns in your face.

Other airports are providing miniature therapy horses for angry people to pet, violinists to calm them down, and free snacks because hey, who doesn’t like snacks when they’re pissed off they paid several hundreds dollars to be groped before they travel somewhere and didn’t even get the privilege to make it through the mile-long line to get groped so they could travel somewhere?

From skimming through the comments on the first video above (which looks a lot like an SNL skit, the line is sooooooo long), aside from the ones about how we’re all living through George Orwell’s 1984, it has been brought up that this is possibly the TSA’s way of attempting to justify and attain a bigger budget… basically by holding the American people hostage at airports.

So just one question: who are the real terrorists again?


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  • Mike

    This is being done on purpose to try and force people that fly to get a biometric id or passport for ‘faster service’. JUST STOP FLYING and then the problem WILL SOLVE ITSELF.

    • Yes, Imagine the financial impact if 90% of people who fly stopped for just 1 week? The airlines would be devastated and demand change form the TSA….But…..good luck getting more than 5 people to stick together for ANYTHING these days Unless they are the paid ‘Black Lives Don’t matter’ Welfare protestors who have absolutely nothing better to live for

      • D Grant

        I haven’t flown for the last 10 years. If I can’t get there by car in 2 days, I don’t go. So far, I haven’t had an emergency that requires I be there immediately, but with lines like these, it looks like it will take 2 days to get there by plane. If I get pulled out of line for a pat down, I’ll just strip down to my underwear, which won’t be a pretty sight.

  • Mark

    All on purpose as was the crashing of the Equiptioan Airliner this morning. Trying to control people before the dollar crashes!

  • Louis Lewis

    Where’s the outrage? All I read about is idiots jumping on their SpyPhones on Twatter or whatever, ‘expressing their outrage.’
    ‘Mericans are conditioned to be cattle and sheep. Just accept it and keep your mouths shut. Where are the angry people? Why do they accept this tyranny? If ‘Mericans were as outraged as they claim, they would scream and shout and jump the fucking lines. Do something other than jumping on their incessant InstaFaceTwit and basically being fucking idiots. Beat the shit out of the traitorous cunts. Flood the airlines website and phone lines with your outrage. Stop flying. Stop being fucking sheep.
    I have no sympathy for anybody who puts themselves in situations like these, or the military (Oh, you have no legs now. Too fucking bad, terrorist asshole. Thanks for bombing children, cunts.) This is what you wanted: To be told what to do 24/7.
    Fuck you, ‘Merica. You deserve this.

  • Donna

    The American sheeple are being trained to wait.

    so either boycott & drive or dont fly.

  • ReverendDraco✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵃᶜᶜᵒᵘᶰᵗ

    This is why I had my niece get me a train ticket from Cali to Indiana when I went to officiate at her wedding – First person to grope me would have gotten whatever part of them that touched me broken off.

    The fucked up part is, I rather enjoy flying. Only been up twice, once in a single engine Cessna and once in a Medi flight helicopter.

    • WhiteEagle

      Be carefull to not travel with large sums of money, even for any ligitamite purpose. Amtrak officials have been even known to alert the police when tickets are bought with cash. Old ladies with their retirement funds…busisness men that are looking to buy stuff and don’t have a bank account for whatever reason, and many more have had their money stolen from them by these ‘assast forfeiture goons.

      • ReverendDraco✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵃᶜᶜᵒᵘᶰᵗ

        She used a card, I’m pretty sure.

  • Mary

    The TSA is a joke. If the govt. really wanted to “keep us safe”, the TSA would be located at the Mexican border….not in the airports! Most jihadists are flying from the middle east to South America, traveling up through central America and then into Mexico so they can just waltz over the border. The muzzies are crazy but they’re not as stupid as our govt. BUILD THE WALL!

    • You can’t have a new world order if you have national walls/borders… unless it’s Israel, of course, then it’s okay.

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  • randy wellman

    you DESERVE everything you get, you poor america(ns). why do the dumb masses put up with this crap?….will you NEVER pick up your pitchforks and start marching?…proof that americans will ALWAYS do the right thing,….but only after exhausting ALL other possibilities.

  • I thought TSA workers already were clowns 😉

  • Herman Nelson

    Entertaining would be putting the TSA through their X-ray machine a few times and simply walking through security to get on your plane without a junk grope.

  • mirageseekr

    Preliminary lineup training for when the FEMA camps open.

  • RE

    The only “clowns” are Obama and his den of thefts.

  • doodaa

    This is not for your safety. Trained like dogs more like it. Rent a car and enjoy.

  • doodaa

    The terrorists are within.

    • I do hope more start to realize this, I mean, the head of the Dept. of Homeland Security is an Israeli dual-citizen! Hello? Anybody’s brain working out there? No? Thought so… back to blaming muslims I guess….

  • Personally, I think it’s all an effort to save on jet fuel.

  • Sink Chicken

    Fire the TSA and hire Disney. Disney knows how to move masses of people effectively.

    • WhiteEagle

      They also take your fingerprints…I will not visit Disneyland either…they are part of the NWO problem.

  • L Garou

    I wonder how many of them wanted to punch the clown in the face?
    I did, and I wasn’t even there.

  • Black Swan

    Very simple solution, Boycott Flying and you will notice how quick solutions will be found.
    ” Expose yourself to your deepest fears; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes, you are free.” Jim Morrison

  • Marquita martin

    I refuse to fly because of TSA. If I can’t drive, I don’t go.

  • Ron Taylor

    The sheep will do nothing…………..baa baa

  • WhiteEagle

    Texas tried to get rid of their TSA sexual preditors but caved in when the Feds (Obama) told them that they would not allow flights in or out of Texas if they did.
    PS Mike, I agree, there might indeed be an attempt to get people to get ‘chipped’ for traveling convience. What next? Mandatory RFID chipping of everyone living within 100 miles of the border (but of course letting all the illegal immigrants though)?

  • Bobby Bill

    So we see a clown flashing a dildo-shaped balloon from his crotch at a little boy who turns away with a grimace. Thanks. Any other uplifting pics out there?

  • lernin

    TSA has nothing to do with safety. It’s just giving the US citizen the feeling of being in GAZA. It is afterall, run by the same people.

  • masterblaster

    I actually retired early to end the misery that air travel had become. This whole organization is a big welfare program. They cant catch a cold and have never caught a terrorist before committing the act NEVER! they suck balls and should be disbanded
    Another BUSH family creation lets put this right next to the ADA act written by Barbara Bush. Common Core the list goes on the family is corrupt from top to bottom