It’s pretty clear we’re beyond politics and civil rights issues once people start looting dollar stores, but pro tip: if you want the nation to take your opinion seriously, looting a dollar store probably isn’t the best way to go about it.
Anyway, who knows what evil will be lurking in these new regulations. No really. Who knows? Hardly anyone, because they’ll be slipped in under cover of concocted protests in Ferguson, a plate full of turkey and stuffing, and a football game.