What the Front Page of the Paper Will Look Like if Hillary Becomes President

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My Boston Globe fake front page on Hillary

As you surely know, the Boston Globe has printed a fake front page depicting what will happen if Trump is elected President.

Here are the headlines:

Deportations To Begin;

Markets sink as trade war looms;

President Trump calls for tripling of ICE force; riots continue;

US soldiers refuse to kill ISIS families;

New libel law targets ‘absolute scum’ in press.

Fair enough. The Globe found a way to increase its circulation, at least for a day. The editorial page people had a few drinks and cooked up a cutting satire.

For the sake of balance, a fake Hillary front page is in order, and I’m stepping into the breach. The Globe is free to use my work. I didn’t need a drink. The headlines wrote themselves:

President Hillary: ‘Guess what? I’m Dick Cheney on badder steroids’;

President Hillary assures nation she’ll find a new war ‘right away, better than Libya’;

Hillary: ‘I love the smell of Benghazi in the morning’;

President Rodham Clinton admits she and Bill had long death list—states, ‘What difference, at this point, does it make?’

President Clinton takes off the gloves: ‘the cocaine flowed like water at the Mena airport, so what?’

Hillary installs Huma as First Lady;

Hillary turns Dept. of Agriculture over to Monsanto—‘it’s simpler’;

Hillary: ‘Why are Globalist trade treaties a problem? Turns out I’m really good at putting Americans out of work’;

Hillary admits she knew Bill was abusing women for decades; ‘it didn’t seem to bother him’;

Hillary shocker: ‘Bill gave US weapons tech to China for campaign donations, and you’re worried anyone in the world could read my emails?’

Hillary’s solution to feeling the little people’s pain: half an aspirin;

President Rodham Clinton private phone call: ‘They think they know what a monster is? Guess what? Wait’ll they get a load of me. Women? Who gives a XXXX about women?’

President Clinton admits she’s a witch, says that’s what America needs right now;

President Clinton ponders a ceiling on immigration at 180 million; says suffering and pain for ordinary Americans will improve their resiliency;

Hillary says if women want to use her as a symbol, it’s fine with her, there’s a sucker born every minute.

And so forth and so on.

It’s only fair.

Have a nice day, have a nice Presidency.

Jon Rappoport

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  • Adol Hintner

    And when everyone asks where all the Free stuff is that she promised, she’ll make an Insane Laughing noise, pull off her wig and throw it in the air.

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    • mac12sam12

      and then bark like a dog.

  • Frank

    A high-velocity, fragmenting projectile is warranted to stop the Hillary train from reaching the WH.

    • http://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/political_reading_room/ disqus_3BrONUAJno

      Will a glaser penetrate?

  • Dow Jones

    Trump or Klingon, choice you can believe in…to paraphrase Obomber. USSANS just never seem quite able to get beyond their programmed hubris.

    “Veneer of justice in a kingdom of crime”

    No way to reform this scam without burning Wall St and the political establishment down to the basement first.

    Corrupt through and through and whether Pompadour Don or Hillbillie Klingon is the next assassin-in-chief…USSANS are skrewed.

  • Dow Jones

  • Mike

    lol

  • WTSHTF:PURGE THE LIBERALS

    WTSHTF-PURGE THE LIBERALS/HATERS/TRAITORS OF AMERICA & OUR CONSTITUTION=WTSHTF=========PURGE LKE ITS YOUR LAST DAY ON EARTH………….IT MAY BE………………START WITH THE CLOSEST ONES TO YOU, EXPAND YOUR PERIMETER………THE ONE WITH THE MOST PURGES OF REAL ENEMIES…………………WINS.

    • ReverendDraco✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵃᶜᶜᵒᵘᶰᵗ

      Woah. . . the Incoherence is strong with you, Lord Shittiest. . .

      • WTSHTF:PURGE THE LIBERALS

        OH FAKE DRAKE YEW GUAY
        LITTLE BOOT LICKER FOR HIS DICTAKER OBY
        LEARN ENGLISH BITCH-OR MIGRATE HOM O

        • ReverendDraco✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵃᶜᶜᵒᵘᶰᵗ

          Learn English yourself, shitferbrain.

          Yew? I’m not a tree.
          Guay? Is that some sort of retardspeak for “Guacamole?”
          Dicktaker? You trying to come out of the closet?

          You are truly anosognosic. . . too fucking stupid to realize how fucking stupid you really are. Bet you’re proud of being a fucking dipshit, too.

          • WTSHTF:PURGE THE LIBERALS

            FUK YEW, YEW INBREDING WELFARE RAT
            YEW DISEASED POS FAG8 COCKSUCKER
            I M PROUD OF BEING AMERICA, VETERAN, PTSD , AND CAN “LEGALLY”
            DO ANYTHING I CHOSE TO W/O REPRECUSSIONS………FUK YEW GuAY ASS reverend
            WHAT MOMMY SPELL THE BIG WORD FOR HER LITTLE BITCHBOI THAT LIVES IN DA BASEMENT ?
            SAVE AMERICA=========DO ONE THING IN YOUR LIFE THAT ACTUALLY HELPS SOMEONE ELSE….STFU/SUICIDE

          • ReverendDraco✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵃᶜᶜᵒᵘᶰᵗ

            Eat truckload of dicks, shitferbrains – you might even be able to buy them with your EBT card if you go to the right ghetto. . .

            I do have to say, though – watching you melt down, becoming increasingly incoherent and irrational is kind of fun. . . like watching a 32-car pileup during the Indy 500. . . as useless as teats on a boar hog. . . but interesting to watch.

            Now. . . if you’ll excuse me, mindless shitbird, I need to go to bed – got another 14 hours on the clock tomorrow – unfortunately making sure that when you take your SNAP benefits to the store there’s something on the shelves to stuff into your noise hole.

          • WTSHTF:PURGE THE LIBERALS

            HAHA, I FIGURED YEW FOR OHIO/INDIANASS SCUM
            HHAHA BITCHBOI.
            I LIVE HAWAII, HAVE A BEAUTIFUL OCEAN VIEW LARGE HOME, AND “OWN” A MONEY MAKING FARM
            HAHA -MUST SUCK TO BE YEW BUBBA
            OH YAH, MY ELECTRICITY BILL IS LESS THAN 100 /MONTH=YEAR ROUND
            ITS SUCKS TO BE YEW, “ALMOST” AS MUCH AS YEW SUCK
            hey bubba was that you that raped that dog the other day, or u just prefer HELPLESS KIDS
            HAHAHHAHAA===========PEDO LOSER POS WAHH WAHH WAAAAA
            O YEAH ——RESPECT UR ELDERS BOY

    • Jim Mooney

      I suggest some Nembutol ;’) I hate to disillusion you, but half of all liberals also hate Hillary as a bankster-owned warmonger. Unfortunately, their party is shoving her down their throats.

      • WTSHTF:PURGE THE LIBERALS

        FUCK YEW SHEEPLE

  • http://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/political_reading_room/ disqus_3BrONUAJno

    The snipers will be nudging each other out of the way.

  • Frank Energy

    cackling bitch that one

  • RandyJ/ProudSurvivor

    At this point, the People are being asked to vote for which way they prefer to be screwed. Hard, harder or with a four sided wire brush and lemon juice. The appeal of abstaining from voting grows by the day.

    • 848484

      VOTE ABSTINENCE? ALL THINGS CONSIDERED, NOT A GOOD IDEA. THAT IS ONE REASON OBOZO IS STILL IN OFFICE.

      • RandyJ/ProudSurvivor

        Your premise is based upon a faith that our votes actually count and that this government can be brought back within Constitutional boundaries. I have neither.

        • 848484

          I’M WITH YOU ON THE FAITH THING. HOWEVER, I HAVE SOME LIBERTARIAN FRIENDS AND THEY VOTED FOR THEIR GUY WHEN OBOZO WON THE FIRST TIME, AND THAT WAS PLAIN DUMB. I THINK THEY WOULD LIKE A DO-OVER ON THAT VOTE.

      • believe

        The peoples votes don’t count . Try seeking truth and see who really put the traitors in our WHITE HOUSE
        THIS has been proven to be the TRUTH,Something you don’t hear out of our Government.
        I like others printed this out, LOT OF INFORMATION TO READ ALL AT ONCE. there trying to take it down, when you read it you will know why.

        http://rense.com/general58/suspre.htm

    • Jim Mooney

      Time for new parties. The current two are Both owned, and totally corrupt.

  • I_P_Frehley

    Will there even be a need for headlines? I am sure the Mobile Collection Units will be in full on tyranny mode.

  • RandyJ/ProudSurvivor

    If Hillary is “elected”/coronated, the paper should look-and smell-like toilet paper.

    • believe

      WE the people of AMERICA will have to come to the realazation if things are going to change and get our Country back to using our motto IN GOD WE TRUST, werter going to have to use the TENTH AMENDMENT that give us the LEGAL RIGHT TO OVER THROW OUR GOVERNMENT. AND IT IS ALL HAPPENING TO start that right now. HOW many people know our CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS?? WE DON”T Have to let what is going on take place. And we better let them knpw we have as much and many of the right protection and more than they have to use against us. and were within our legal right to use them. They know that and they are aware that not to many people know that to be true. THAT IS WHY THERE PUSHING THE ENVELOPE. What there doing is trying to push a rope up A hill.
      WAKE UP .LET THEM KNOW WE AREN’T IDIOTS..WATCH THEM RUN FOR COVER OR GO INTO ONE OF THE TUNNELS THEY HAVE BUILT FOR ESCAPING. BUT THEY REALLY WON’T GET FAR WE KNOW WHERE THEY ARE .

      One was put in front of the WHITE HOUSE.

  • Dick

    I know this was meant to be funny, however, I’m afraid if Hillary is elected, this will be close to fact.

    • Jim Mooney

      The real question will be, how much radiation can you take? I’ll be expecting a mushroom cloud outside my window any day after the inauguration.

      I wish that was a joke, but the woman is a war-mad lunatic who takes advice from Brzezinski (the creator of Al Quada), who wants nuclear war with Russia.

    • believe

      SHE WON’T BE ,PUT THAT IDEA TO BED. SHE WILL BE DEAD MEAT BEFORE SHE SETS IN THE OVAL OFFICE. Barack is on the list also. they have murdered people and that is written where the tables will turn and not in there favor.They will get what they gave. known facts.

  • Jim Mooney

    Hillary names Jamie Dimon as Attorney General: ‘We’ve been too hard on those poor little bankers!’

  • David Turco

    Can’t wait for her ghoul symbiote to take over during her inauguration replete with glowing eyes and weird muffled voice. At least it will be deeper than her shrill whiney screech. Then when she’s ready to take her oath on the bible, the creature from Alien pops out of her stomach to do the honors.

  • Richard Wahd

    Onion Headlines: Huma hides Hillary’s makeup in a sordid lovers quarrel! Details on page 4.

  • bv

    If you want to see the middle class fall then vote for anyone except Donald Trump. You notice that not one candidate expresses their support for the middle class except him? That’s because it is the dirty little secret none of them want to openly discuss. If you want America to become a Red nation with no middle class – just tons of proletariat “workers” working for whatever wages the elite Reds see fit…then don’t vote for Trump. A vote for Hillary is a vote for an American Angela Merkel….is that what you want?

  • Badger Badgerism

    Hillary gets elected and goes for the guns SHE WILL LEARN WHAT WAR IS
    ITLL BE IN DC, US COMING FOR THEM

  • eggman2

    “Ceiling on immigration at 180,000…suffering and pain for ordinary Americans will improve their resiliency.”

    Most leading Democrats have to be corrupt and mean in not admitting to the fact that homelessness grows with immigration — especially, illegal immigration. They also kiss the rear of their business sponsors by not admitting it.

    Most people that vote Democratic are either stupid or ignorant for ignoring that fact. Like a US CITIZEN that I know , who says that his cousin , who is an illegal alien, worked his butt off to get what she owns. The idiot doesn’t understand that he will never get the opportunities to work that an illegal alien has in this country, in spite of the fact that this man, with a college degree ( His cousin does not have a college degree. ) has never been paid what an illegal alien (including his cousins ) get paid, or has had the position of supervisor like his illegal alien cousins do. And the reason for illegal aliens get those opportunities is because they don’t have the rights of an American citizen.

    The real definition of a slave is ” someone within a nation that doesn’t have the rights of the citizens of that nation”. The Roman chronicles speak of a peaceful invasion of Germanic slaves (the illegal aliens and refugees of the day) looking for a better life in Roman territory, while Romans were going unemployed and hungry .Remember:” Given them bread and circus.” , as the favorite phrase of the Roman elite as the solution to public upheaval ? The Romans would prefer to employ the slaves because they had less legal rights than their own citizens.

    Today , American employers prefer illegal immigrants and visa workers because they have less rights than American citizens. And salaries and opportunities will never grow as long as they have that option. The job market , like any other market, is ruled by the law of supply and demand. The more workers there are, the less opportunities there are — especially when some of those workers are slaves that can be easily disposed off and replaced.

  • eggman2

    “Ceiling on immigration at 180,000…suffering and pain for ordinary Americans will improve their resiliency.”

    Most leading Democrats have to be corrupt and mean in not admitting to the fact that homelessness grows with immigration — especially, illegal immigration. They also kiss the rear of their business sponsors by not admitting it.

    Most people that vote Democratic are either stupid or ignorant for ignoring that fact. Like a US CITIZEN that I know , who says that his cousin , who is an illegal alien, worked his butt off to get what she owns. The idiot doesn’t understand that he will never get the opportunities to work that an illegal alien has in this country. In spite of the fact that this man, with a college degree ( His cousin does not have a college degree. ) has never been paid what an illegal alien (including his cousins ) get paid, or has had the position of supervisor like his illegal alien cousins do. And the reason that illegal aliens get those opportunities is because they don’t have the rights of an American citizen.

    The real definition of a slave is ” someone within a nation that doesn’t have the rights of the citizens of that nation”. The Roman chronicles speak of a peaceful invasion of Germanic slaves looking for a better life in Roman territory, while Romans were going unemployed and hungry .Remember:” Given them bread and circus.” , as the favorite phrase of the Roman elite as the solution to public upheaval ? The Romans would prefer to employ the slaves because they had less legal rights than their own citizens.

    Today , American employers prefer illegal immigrants and visa workers because they have less rights than American citizens. And salaries and opportunities will never grow as long as they have that option. The job market , like any other market, is ruled by the law of supply and demand. The more workers there are, the less opportunities there are — especially when some of those workers are slaves that can be easily disposed off and replaced.