Uh huh, Sure: Science Now Claims They Just Found 11 New Cloud Types

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For the first time in three decades, nearly a dozen supposedly newly discovered cloud types have been added to the International Cloud Atlas.

The reason these new clouds have only recently been “found” and officially documented according to National Geographic is due to the modern-day abundance of smart phones.

So even though agencies like NOAA and NASA have supposedly been sending satellites, radiosondes, and sounding rockets by the hundreds up into the atmosphere to measure and document weather etc. for over half a century, we’re supposed to believe that now all of a sudden we have new clouds because so many people have cell phones.

We’re not, however, supposed to ask questions about those new cloud types, especially not in reference to conspiracies about weather modification or black budget military-industrial projects. We’re supposed to just believe that all these weird new clouds that most middle aged and elderly people can never remember ever seeing when they were younger have always been there but went totally unnoticed in any official capacity. Yep. All of those scientists working for multi-billion-dollar science agencies the world over whose job is to look at the sky and notice these kinds of things never officially observed them until some dude somewhere got out his cell phone and snapped a picture.

The sad part is, most of the population never looks up anymore anyway, so they’ll believe whatever they are told about what’s going on in the sky… even when it sounds like a mix between completely implausible and a fat bag of stupid.

This one, the “Undulatus Asperatus” sounds like a spell from Harry Potter and looks like the “nothing” from The Neverending Story.

Enjoy your new clouds everyone and don’t ask any questions, especially not about the long-term effects of the wide scale geoengineering experiments going on right now in the skies above your head. (Mostly because they don’t know the long-term effects, they are just going to do it anyway and see what happens.)

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  • dav1bg

    Nimbo Cloudus around a UFOus. Over 10 trillion not accounted for by the Pentagon in the last 15 years. Ever feel like Jim Cary in the Truman show?

    • Bruce Regael

      Nothing to see here. It’s not like an advanced civilization covered up by our governments would hide the fact they could cloak themselves, which clouds make for great cover.

      Hell, it’s not even far-fetched. The U.S. government has openly been working on cloaking technology since the 90’s using mirrors and fiber optics.

  • John C Carleton

    The West is a crime cabal controlled by the Zionist. Zionist lie, thats what they do. Western History, science and religion are BS.

  • Aussie

    Yes we have the new toxic tick-tact-toe clouds on display. Then there’s the lethal x marks the spot clouds which really go down a treat. The all new sick as a dog the next morning playing cat and mouse clouds are quiet spectacular and don’t forget the respiratory infection, I can hardly breath Cris-cross, zig-zag all over the sky clouds, those clouds will really knock your socks off. Oh wait there, that’s the chem trails that are being sprayed in our sky to form the new extraordinary weird and wonderful clouds.

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  • Clementine

    HAHAHAHAHA! What a crock of sheeeeeet!

  • It is not Paranoia

    This is so pathetic it’s almost funny.

  • Kilgore “Some day, this war is gonna end.”

  • TrevorD

    Nice to know our government scientists are doing such a great job for Humanity. Applause, more BS please. We are lapping it up like good little sheep. Meanwhile your crazy bosses are threatening world war but who cares about that. Just daze at the beautiful funny shaped clouds, because that will solve everything I guess.

  • IQ_160

    Ignorant Blather From Delusional Idiots!

  • (((11 new cloud types)))

  • BSHJ

    This is a logical follow-on to the stupid idea of naming snow storms……just more meaningless crap for the over-‘educated’ folk in ‘weather sciences’

  • Pierce

    This is just evidence of the incredible pressure to get published and make ones irrelevant work seem relevant.