Trump Learns of Naked Melania Photo Used in Attack Ad, Threatens To “Spill Beans” on Heidi Cruz

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Yesterday we were stunned when we learned that in order to support Ted Cruz and to “attack” Donald Trump, Liz Mair’s anti-Trump Make America Awesome super PAC launched a Facebook campaign which in addition to showcasing Mitt Romney’s support for Ted Cruz, emphasizing Trump’s past support for pro-choice policies, it also crossed the family line when it showed a GQ modeling photo of Melania Trump posing nude.

Crossed lines aside, what surprised us most is that “showing a naked Melania Trump, a successful, multi-lingual supermodel and undoubtedly the most attractive first lady America would ever have, is not exactly an attack ad” and we wondered how badly this ad would backfire “the moment men end up seeing the ad.” We will find out the moment the Utah primary results come in, even though by her admission, Mair certainly did her best to only focus on women voters.

In any case, about an hour ago Trump found out about Cruz’ attack ad. This is what he said:

“Spill the beans?” Cruz immediately responded, attempting tto explain he had no idea what is going on, but warning Trump to stay away from Heidi:

In other words, having been called out, Cruz quickly tried to distance himself form a below the belt hitting Super PAC that supports him and which used naked pics of Melania. But is quick to challenge Trump not to “attack Heidi”, even though his own camp did just that with Mrs. Trump.

Which makes us wonder: just what “beans” of Heidi Cruz does Trump have in mind? Recall that Heidi worked for about a decade for none other than Goldman Sachs – about as status quo establishment as it gets – after which “she has become a fund-raising power, specializing in soliciting maximum contributions from well-heeled donors.”

But then there is this, more troubling part, from the NYT:

Mrs. Cruz and her husband, Senator Ted Cruz, were living 1,500 miles apart and trying to find a happy balance in their own lives. Soon after, Mrs. Cruz quit her high-powered post in Washington, took a job in finance and moved to Texas, an unfamiliar place, to be closer to Mr. Cruz, then the state’s solicitor general. The transition unsettled her.

In August 2005, a police officer in Austin, answering a call about a woman sitting beside an expressway on-ramp, found Mrs. Cruz with her head in her hands. He transported her to an unnamed facility, according to his report, which said, “I believed that she was a danger to herself.”

Normally, these would not be topics of consideration when debating the merits of a presidential candidate, but then again, neither would this photo be part of an “attack” (really, support) ad…

To be sure, we knew this presidential race would promptly devolve to the surreal and absurd, but not even we expected that it would very quickly transform itself into a campaign where naked photos of potential first ladies would randomly appear on social networks.

As for the Cruz attack ad (because even if he tries to admit it, it was his) we wonder how many full-blooded males would “support Ted Cruz” on Tuesday if given a choice of him… or Melania as first lady. Even Mormons.

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  • James West

    Looks like old suicide Heidi is jealous of the soon to be sexy ass First Lady your the man Donald. Plus as Americans we are tired of the same old first ladies pant suits, big old goddie pearl necklace and wound up so tight it looks like they haven’t shit in ages .

  • Mike

    The beans would maybe be her ties to the global elites and the like.

  • I forgot

    Mrs. Trump 2016!

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  • wilson

    “Toronto Teddy” has once again denied all knowledge of anything as he did with the Ben Carson incident.
    My thought is that Family, children etc. are off limits.
    If Teddy wants to campaign, he is responsible for what any of his people do.
    As far as Trump pushing back, he is a you hit me I’ll hit you back type guy and Cruz should walk softly as his own house is not spotless!

    • disqus_3BrONUAJno

      Cruz’s house isn’t owned by a natural born citizen.

  • Rubycon

    Yes, because a naked pretty girl will keep men away from the pols. What people really want is another Goldman Sachs executive, with her pantsuits, in the White House. Of course it is.

  • frankw

    Let’s see, a naked pic of Mrs. Trump or a naked pic of Moochie? Which would you rather see? Of course, such nonsense has nothing to do with the issues facing US or the world, but is typical of the shallow cat fighting of American politics.

    • jaguar

      With moochelle, you’d see boobs and a penis!!!

      • randy wellman

        apocalypse COW!

      • Я0llyJ0g3r


  • Guillotine_ready

    Gutter politics for a third world country.

    • Helluva3ngineer

      Really? Because I’ve seen European and South American press & election coverage and it’s a lot worse.

    • randy wellman

      turd….it’s TURD world country…sorry to be the spellin’ Nazi.

  • Dan Morgan

    Maybe Teddy is trying a preemptive strike. When news comes out that Cruz has been banging his spokeswomen, all that family values stuff evaporates, along with his candidacy.


    Big deal. New normal. Ms Trump would make a good first lady. Converses in 6 different languages. Totally worldly. No problem there. Major asset to the WH.

    • disqus_3BrONUAJno

      She’d make a better secretary of state than has ever worked for Obama.

  • SimonSays

    At lest she is not the 1st lady/boy like whats in there now.

  • Я0llyJ0g3r

    First they compare Trump to Hitler which I believe woke more people up about both men than turned people off THEN they try to attack his wife by showing the world how beautiful she is? Are they stupid?

    • ahuxley

      YES they are…!

      • randy wellman

        how ELSE can you be a demoncrat?

    • disqus_3BrONUAJno

      It is exceedingly easy to find the documentation to prove that Cruz is more like Hitler than Trump could ever be.

  • Jeffersonian

    Well it sure the hell beats the Transgender First “Lady” that we have now, that looks nothing like a woman, and his/her/its past is just as locked-shut and tight as Obozo’s!

    • disqus_3BrONUAJno

      How do YOU tell the difference between a transgender and a transvestite?
      We’ve been shown enough of both to know it is a competent makeup artist.

  • Sir TuberKopf

    Melania Trump has my vote for First Lady!


  • BillyBob Sowbreath

    Oh my.. the beautiful naked female form… how truly shocking (NOT).
    She’s very pretty. How pathetic Cruz would use this to try and knock Trump out.

    Cruz sir, thank you for sending more votes to Trump!

    TRUMP 2016 !!!!!!


  • Ernie Jones

    Melania isn’t hiding anything. Isn’t that what we want in government? Transparency!!! Or the naked truth!!!

  • Ernie Jones

    The emperor has no clothes, why can’t she? If it came to a vote, the EYES have it.

  • Sam Fox

    Mike is on to it.
    Heidi helped write the North American Union. She approved it & supports it.
    She & Ted also lied about the money from Goldman Sachs loan they said was from Heidi’s retirement fund.
    For more on Ted, look up
    Kelleigh Nelson On Ted Cruse
    At Slate there is an article that shows how clever Ted has a foot on each side of the illegal immigration debacle. Cruz is one slippery snake! Look for,
    Ted Cruz May Be The Most Gifted Liar Ever To Run For President
    I’d say Ted is the 3rd gifted liar. 0 & Hill have him beat & Romney is not far behind Cruz.

  • SimonSays

    Published on Oct 31, 2014
    Michelle Obama, First Lady of the United States, was born Michael
    LaVaughn Robinson in Chicago, Illinois on January 17th, 1964. He was the
    second son born to Fraser Robinson III, a well known cocaine dealer and
    union thug for Crime Lord/Mayor Richard J. Daley, and Marian Shields
    Robinson, a transient street prostitute who was diagnosed with the HIV
    virus in 1998. He was a popular high school athlete and in 1982, he
    accepted a scholarship to play middle linebacker for the Oregon State
    Beavers. After finishing a respectable rookie season with 88 tackles and
    7.5 sacks, he suddenly dropped out of the school. Fellow teammates
    observed that Robinson could regularly be heard lamenting over how he is
    a “woman trapped inside a man’s body”, and on January 13th, 1983, he
    underwent sex reassignment surgery at Johns Hopkins University School of
    Medicine. To hide the shame of his new identity, Michael left Oregon
    State to attend Princeton University under his new legal name, “Michelle
    Robinson”. Years later, he met Barry Obama Jr. a Kenyan immigrant who
    later became aware of Michelle’s ‘true’ identity. They subsequently
    married and adopted two children.”
    Vatican’s Black Pope is Michelle Obama MK ULTRA /Transexuality Supporter: