Transanimal? This Lady Really Believes She’s a Cat Trapped in a Human’s Body

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Once upon a time, this would have been considered crazy… but in today’s politically correct environment of safe spaces and microaggressions, it might be considered a civil rights issue instead.

This 20-year-old Norwegian woman who goes around dressed as in kitty ears and a tail honestly believes she is a cat trapped in a human’s body. She claims she was born in the wrong species, and that a genetic defect led to her problem, but she didn’t realize she was a cat because of it until she was 16 years old.

Speaking to NRK P3 Verdens Rikeste Land, “Nano” said:

“Sometimes I hiss when meeting dogs on the street. It’s only because of their behaviour and my instinct automatically reacts by hissing.

“I was born in the wrong species.

“It’s also obvious that I’m a cat when I start purring and meowing. And walking around on four legs and stuff like that.

“I also love to sleep in the sink and in the windowsill.”

Watch:

She says she will live out the rest of her life as a cat. If Nano gets herself a lawyer in this political climate, she might be able to demand they build her a public litter box, too.

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  • NonYo Business

    And, unfortunately; she’s getting a lot of attention.

    • Zaphod Braden

      Which really why she is doing it.

      • NonYo Business

        It’s media that’s paying attention to her. Who cares why she does it.

  • Anonymous1

    Put her in a mental hospital!

    • http://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/political_reading_room/ disqus_3BrONUAJno

      Who has she harmed that she should be incarcerated and tortured?
      Beyond that, WTF does this have to do with waking up the flock?

    • Mr Reynard

      Nahh.. In a cattery ??

    • Zaphod Braden

      And watch her “recover” overnight.

  • http://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/political_reading_room/ disqus_3BrONUAJno

    She can’t live as a species she isn’t, all she can do is masquerade as a cat, like Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz, and Barack Obama masquerade as natural born citizens.

    • Little Bright Feather

      Good one !

  • lazWbiPdit

    I’m having a déjà vu.

    • Reverend Draco

      I’m having a déjà *mew* *purrrrr*

      Why this idiot’s parents didn’t smack the dogshit out of her the first time she said “I’m a cat!” is beyond me. . .

      (also note that they blocked comments on this video – to protect poor pussy’s feelers)

      • lazWbiPdit

        Have you met her family?
        http://moonbattery.com/?p=58669

        • Reverend Draco

          Just think. . . if Jared had been more on the ball, he could have been celebrated for everything he was eventually jailed for.

          He should have claimed to identify as transgender transracial transchrono transabled – a 14 year old paraplegic gay Asian girl. . .

          Crime? What crime? It was just 2 silly kids having a good time! You and Jenner can be the poster children for tolerance. . .

      • http://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/political_reading_room/ disqus_3BrONUAJno

        Maybe they were confused by their American exceptionalism.

  • Anothereno

    someone needs to purrrswade her to stop snortin the nip.

  • Jeff Z

    Send her to ‘Merika for a reality show. She can curl up next to Honey Boo-Boo and be a person of Wal Mart.

    • sunshineinjuly

      Or maybe Pussy Galore in a James Bond movie.

  • RandyJ/ProudSurvivor

    For the sake of humanity-let us hope she isn’t out and about producing litters of “kittens”.

    • gato felix

      Lol!!

    • http://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/political_reading_room/ disqus_3BrONUAJno

      She, judging by her body type, would be more likely to be a manatee than a feline.

  • ccambridge

    Hope she gets herself spayed soon before she has a litter of whacko pussies

  • Little Bright Feather

    My dear, cats do not have. or would allow, studs put in their face or use eye makeup. I talk cat talk too with my 37 cats, but because I’ve lived with cats all my life and can understand them well, is why I can communicate in cat language with them. but I’m not a cat, just a cat lover and an empath = so I pretty much can feel what they are feeling, or other animals as well, like my horse or goats or even my chickens, or people as well. But being able to identify with cats does not make you one. I’ve been able to tame wild cats in the woods since i was a young child. How do you hold a job with your cat outfit ? Just curious.

    • http://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/political_reading_room/ disqus_3BrONUAJno

      Maybe she works in an upscale (Rodeo drive) women’s wear store.
      I’ve been trying to adopt a cat since I became a vandweller, but they are as independent as I am, so I feed strays when I find one, and let them decide their level of social comfort. I was inoculated with toxoplasmosis before I could walk.

  • Mayu the Necrolord

    I’d like to know who the 2D girl on that pillow behind her is!

    • Reverend Draco

      I know, right?

      Since I identify as an anthropomorphic pillow, she’s totally my cup of 2D tea.

  • Whistler

    We get her ‘done’ and she gets to crap in other peoples gardens… seems like a fair deal to me.

  • whiteberry

    I guess it really is true, that there is someone for everyone… I just hope they don’t breed.

  • Reverend Draco

    That’s no lady. . . that’s a fat pussy.

  • YeahRightOkay

    …well you know…every time she looks between here legs…she does see a little kitty…otherwise known as a pussy…so I can see her point…//sarc off…

  • SonsofAnarchy5768

    OK, lets call this what it is, INSANE~

  • http://www.thinknetbook.com Eloquescence

    This girl takes “cat-lady” to a whole new level! Hahaha

  • Barn Cat

    It’s stupid to say we know what she believes. She wears clothing, jewelry, and makeup. She speaks like a human. It’s lazy ignorance to say she believes she’s a cat trapped in a human’s body.

  • sunshine

    Oh look. An anime pillow. Why are so many anime fans so screwed up? No, I am not talking about ALL anime fans, but nobody can deny that a large proportion of white anime fans/weeaboos are super insane.

    • Reverend Draco

      I know one fan of anime. . . and he’s autistic.

      I think it’s the bright colors. . .

      • sunshine

        See? I’ve never met ONE normal anime fan! They may be rarer than unicorns!

  • sunshine

    She also needs a diet, and a good washing. Maybe if she gets some exercise and a manual labor job, she won’t have time for this idiotic foolishness. If this was my kid I’d smack the shit out of her.

    • Reverend Draco

      If she was my kid – I’d let you smack the shit out of her, too – right after I got finished doing it. . . because that kind of stupidity deserves more than one shit-smacking.

  • bellabella13

    Does she crap in a litterbox, too?

  • Mike

    put her in a metal hospital where all the freaks such as her and the entire lgbt community belong.

    • sunshineinjuly

      Would that be a heavy METAL hospital Mike?

      • Mike

        oh gee, I guess you never misspelled a word.

  • Praetor

    OK! Prove it. I want to see her lick her own!!! I won’t say it!!!!!

    • sunshineinjuly

      Most dogs can smell their own, so why wouldn’t a kitty licker…..

  • Chinbato

    Last time I checked, cats don’t go around sticking metal in their faces like she does. She thinks its a genetic defect? I say its a mental defect.

    • Reverend Draco

      It could still be a genetic defect – Anencephaly.

      • Chinbato

        LOL indeed.

  • Tommy Boy

    Turns out, she’s just a pussy.

  • Tommy Boy

    yes, but someone made a vague reference to vaginas, and the dogs came running. what did you expect? intelligence? silly boy. oh, and I guess a supreme court justice may have been assassinated, now. . where pussy be at??

  • Tommy Boy

    lets see her get her fat ass into a little kitty box and take a big old dump