Ted Cruz Takes Iowa, Trump Somehow in Second, Hillary Magically Beats Bernie with “VIrtually Improbable” Coin Toss Skills

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Here’s the latest on the Iowa Caucus last night (you know, for if you are one of those people who still believes in the legitimacy of this whole process the way small children believe in the tooth fairy).

We are told that somehow Ted Cruz won, despite the fact that Donald Trump has been leading in every poll pretty much ever for months now going in.

Cruz posted this Tweet:

Which makes him seem like a mix between Mr. Rogers, The Simpsons’ Ned Flanders, and some effeminate middle aged guy who was born in Canada (oh wait…).

Our time to do what? Lie about being someone you aren’t until you get into office? Anyone who takes the time to seriously look into Ted and his wife should be running in the opposite direction.

Cruz is a former Bush advisor and lawyer who met his Council on Foreign Relations, Goldman Sachs, North American Union-endorsing wife while she was a Bush advisor, too. What else do you really need to know? A vote for Cruz over there is a vote for Bush. Cruz bows at the Bush dynasty altar. (source)

Trump got 24 percent (7 delegates) to Cruz’s 28 percent (8 delegates), while Rubio came in third (23 percent, 7 delegates), Carson fourth (3 delegates), and Rand fifth (1 delegate). Everyone else had varying degrees of losing and muddying the waters enough that had they simply not been there to begin with, all those wasted votes together could’ve changed the outcome… then again, that’s probably the point. Bush, somehow, managed to actually get a delegate with three whole percent, even though his Super PAC is now paying people to attend his rallies.

On the Democratic side, Hillary’s camp claims she is breathing a “sigh of relief” for her “win” but come on. She was in a virtual tie with Bernie to the point that, in six Iowa counties, they had to have a coin toss. As if our elections aren’t fake enough.

Today we are told that somehow, magically, Hillary Clinton has the luckiest coin toss skills ever and that she was able to get ALL SIX.

Wow, sounds like the most statistically improbable coin toss luck ever!!

Via The Blaze’s “Hillary Clinton Has The Most Statistically Improbable Coin-Toss Luck Ever”

In all six instances, the coin toss was won by former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton over Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders.

There may have been more coin tosses, but those are the ones we know about for now.

Now, get ready to do some math.

In a single coin toss, the probability of calling the toss correctly is 50 percent, or one in two. Heads or tails.

But the probably of winning every flip out of six flips is one in 64, or 1.56 percent.

Yeah… right. She’s such a cheater, I wouldn’t be surprised if they gave her a weighted coin.

Regardless, here is how close it came:

Clinton’s final delegate count was 699.57, according to the Iowa Democratic Party. Sanders’ was 695.49.

If Sanders had won half of the coin tosses and split the six delegates three and three with Clinton, he would have finished at 698.49 delegates to Clinton’s 696.57.

They are saying it is the closest Iowa Caucus in the state’s history. Not exactly the shoo-in victory the Clinton camp is pretending it is.

So now Clinton has 28 delegates instead of the 22 she actually got through votes, to Sanders’ 21.

Look at the creepy statement the Hillary camp released after all this went down.

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She just really wanted to make sure people knew that she won… A lot like Gollum walks around freaking out about his precioussssss. Who is she really trying to reassure there with that victory announcement, us or herself?? Microsoft called it for Hillary before the vote was even counted. We all know the fix is in.

Oh yeah, and O’Malley announced the suspension of his campaign last night, but if you are like most people, you don’t even know who that is.

Like this entire thing isn’t entirely rigged anyway. Playing the lottery is more rational. It’s like Mark Twain said, “If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.”

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  • Mike

    Every single election cycle shows us more and more how corrupt and rigged the system truly is.

  • StevetheHun

    Well, that was highly improbable, wasn’t it?

    A massive shift from Sunday to Monday due to a “ground game” where, using Microsoft counting software, Trump loses a many percentage points to Microsoft backed Rubio.

    Then Hillary has fantastic luck again, almost as fantastic as the killing she made in Cattle futures.

    Like all political crap, you can’t prove anything but it is obviously blatant corruption. I’ll tell you what -when it comes to public office and voting, there is no “presumption of innocence” with me, because there is no right to public office.

    • Mark

      Yep, the über-Zionist fix is in.
      Bow down to your masters.

      • StevetheHun

        We lost. America is over. Two of the three candidates on the Republican side can’t even constitutionally be president. The two Democrats are both socialist – and socialism isn’t possible on the central government level as it is forbidden by our constitution.

        Did the Iowa voters care? Nope. Not one damned bit. They pissed on the constitution. It was all “Who’s gonna buy this here corn?” and being stupid to idiot arguments like “I’m not Jesus, just the next best thing” and “Carson dropped out and wants you to vote for Cruz!”

        The Elites are right – people are dumb frackin’ idiots. The dumb frackin’ idiots are fighting to get into the slaughter house. You can’t tell ’em that, either.

        • Mark

          You are not human.

          The late Israeli Chief Sephardi Rabbi Ovadia Yosef announced, as did his predecessors, that Gentiles only exist to serve Jews: http://judaism.is/who-is-human.html

          “Goyim were born only to serve us. Without that, they have no place in the world – only to serve the People of Israel… In Israel, death has no dominion over them… With gentiles, it will be like any person – they need to die, but [God] will give them longevity. Why? Imagine that one’s donkey would die, they’d lose their money. This is his servant… That’s why he gets a long life, to work well for this Jew. Why are gentiles needed? They will work, they will plow, they will reap. We will sit like an effendi and eat. That is why gentiles were created.”

          Yosef: “Gentiles exist only to serve Jews” by Jonah Mandel, Jerusalem Post, 10/18/2010

          • Daddyotis

            Better get back on yr meds, Cupcake.

          • Mark

            If you had contrary evidence, you’d post it. Since you only have insults, we know you are shooting blanks.
            http://judaism.is/perpetrators.html
            Keep in mind that it was Judeo-Communism that perfected the tactic of treating political opposition as a mental illness.

          • Mark

            “…although our Sages declared, ‘Kill even the best of the gentiles,’ and that, as mentioned above, the Rambam [Maimonides] states in Hilchot Melachim 8:10 that any gentile who does not accept the seven universal laws commanded to Noah and his descendants should be slain. These directives, however. can be interpreted to apply only in a time of war or in a time when the Jews have control over the gentiles.”

            http://fotos.fotoflexer.com/7ab984ab464622535f2770556e1388f6.jpg

          • sunshine

            A retarded attempt at an insult doesn’t change the facts and Mark knows what he’s talking about. Be scared, Shlomo, the goyim are waking up…

          • John Pallyswine

            Go rape a German girl you dirty muu

          • Mark

            I am a Catholic and so, unlike the Jews, I do not rape or murder anyone. http://judaism.is

          • Mark

            Rabbi Dov S. Zakheim, the Pentagon Comptroller 2001-2004 (among a myriad of other military appointments and weapons industry positions) on the ‘ethics’ of rape of Gentile women during wartime:

            “It is the consensus of many halakhic [rabbinic law] decisors that the yefat to’ar [Gentile female prisoners] can be subject to involuntary intercourse [rape], though only once, after which she must undergo a specific regimen prescribed in the Torah [i.e. Talmud], conversion and marriage, before her [Judaic] captor is permitted further sexual relations with her.”
            Dov S. Zakheim, “Confronting Evil: Terrorists, Torture, The Military and Halakhah,” published by Yeshivat Chovevei Torah Rabbinical School
            http://mauricepinay.blogspot.com/2013/09/the-united-states-out-of-control.html

            This is one and the same Rabbi Dov Zakheim who, as Pentagon Comptroller, could not initially account for a missing $2.6 TRILLION, a fraud that ballooned to $8.5 TRILLION—one and the same Rabbi Dov Zakheim promoted ”advanced types of biological warfare that can ‘target’ specific genotypes [like racial characteristics] may transform biological warfare from the realm of terror to a politically useful tool.” and prior to the 9/11 World Trade Center attack opined that the transformation of the US military ”even if it brings revolutionary change is likely to be a long one, absent some catastrophic and catalyzing event like a new Pearl Harbor.”
            Rebuilding America’s Defenses, Project for the New American Century (the Zionist organization that planned, promoted, and directed US Middle East wars), September 2000

        • Helluva3ngineer

          Might be a good thing. If something happened to America, individual nations might have to form. Good luck, California and most of the North East!

      • John Pallyswine

        Bow down to the Saudis. The dirty muu gave to the Hildabeast 500k of gifts.

  • Jollyjoke

    Scam!

  • RandyJ/ProudSurvivor

    Is it any wonder that so many people have tuned out? The US now has an electoral system no better than a banana republic and an economy which isn’t far behind.

  • Meltonmark

    What’s more important is that Iceland has written off the mortgage debt of most of its population. This has been ENTIRELY blacked-out by the mainstream presstitutes in the West. If you try Google/Yahoo there is 1 entry on about page 1.5million. So try Yandex or GoodGopher instead.

    • Meltonmark

      Since this original post, the entire Facebook article has disappeared too. How’s that for Zionist control..!

      • Meltonmark

        Anyone care to comment…?

        • Mark

          Iceland is the only nation that did the right thing about the looters. Iceland jailed them!

        • none

          If they took the entire tarp bailout. Then used it to pay off morgauges, our banking system would collapse.
          No debit slaves.

        • http://www.houseofpaine.org/ Lewie Paine

          I’m not sure I trust anyone who references facebook.
          But I do agree about the zionist control.

  • Reverend Draco

    The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?

    • http://www.houseofpaine.org/ Lewie Paine

      1. Nf3 says Zukertort.

  • BasicRules

    It’s called (S) election

  • Health Fitness Cafe

    MSM seems to know for sure that Trump won’t make it. Why? Because the elite already know who they want and it won’t be Trump.

  • jim_robert

    Of course Hilary won the coin tosses in a miraculous matter. Don’t you remember her miraculous cattle futures trades???

    • http://www.houseofpaine.org/ Lewie Paine

      It wasn’t ‘miraculous.’
      It was her coin.

    • sunshine

      No I don’t….another Clinton scandal? Lol to be fair there was so much shady shit and nonsense with those scumbags I can’t possibly remember it all….

  • ccambridge

    That’s a joke electing people by a coin toss

    • fht451

      They used a two headed coin and Hitlery got first call each time!

  • Mr Reynard

    It is enough that the people know there was an election.
    The people who cast the votes decide nothing.
    The people who count the votes decide everything.
    Joseph Stalin..
    Is alive & well, living in the Good Ole of USA Counting election votes & controlling the Diebold machines….

  • Al

    More lies and then bigger lies. No way Cruz beat Trump, no way Rubio came second. We all know that freedom ain’t free, you have to fight. These people have no shame.

  • Tatiana Covington

    Maybe Hillary is psychokinetic. After all, she is the only survivor of the Roswell crash (airbags save lives!)

  • John Pallyswine

    WINNING!!

  • varlog

    GOPe is going for a brokered convention. Unless a candidate has 51% or better of the delegates, the GOPe gets to decide who the nominee is and all of this is moot.