Salon Gives 5 Reasons Rep. MAXINE WATERS Should Be President: Here’s 6 Reasons Why That’s the Dumbest Idea Ever

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Maybe it’s just sheer desperation. I have no idea why anyone anywhere would, out of the millions of women in this country, push Rep. Maxine Waters for our first female president.

Salon does, however. Apparently Salon has five ideas why she’s “presidential material”.

Scary isn’t even the word.

They have five? Well here are six reasons why if Rep. Waters becomes the first female president, you will know with 100% certainty that we’re officially living in the movie Idiocracy.

1. Maxine Waters apparently doesn’t know geography (or what’s even going on right now)

In talking about how Trump should be impeached a few weeks ago, Waters also said Putin is invading “Korea”.

Huh?

2. Sometimes she accidentally tells the truth…

Back in 2008 during a congressional hearing she snarked at oil company execs: “Guess what this liberal would be all about? This liberal would be about socializing… uh, umm… Would be about, basically, taking over, and the government running all of your companies.”

Sounds great, especially if people as intelligent as she is will be in charge of running it.

3. NO crisis at Fannie Mae

You can tell this woman was living on another planet during the 2008 crisis… the planet where she magically didn’t play a key role in turning a blind eye to the reckless actions of Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae that led to the housing bubble collapse as a senior member of the House Financial Services Committee.

4. The Russians hacked our election to recreate the Soviet Union?

Here’s a question. Why do you think Rep. Waters thinks the Russians hacked our election?

I bet this wasn’t the answer:

“Why do you think [Russians] hacked into our election? Because they have to make sure that Donald Trump got elected so that he could help them with what I think is a huuuuge deal, not only to lift these sanctions, but to take over, y’know, all of these Soviet countries and pull ’em back into the Soviet Union, so that they could have access it to all of these resources. It’s clear to me!”

Good thing that’s clear to her, because it’s not clear to anyone else after 1991.

5. Maxine remembers that time when she was a millennial

Because… that’s even possible.

(And also, hearing her say “stay woke” is physically painful.)

6. And finally… figure this one out:

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Is she marching because she wishes she was dead or…?

…yeah.

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  • tonye

    Ah, Maxine, Maxine, Maxine.

    Most glaring example why the politics of my State, Calimexistan are so broke.

    My wife’s employer is now sited in her district (she used to be in South Central, Compton, but somehow she’s now over in Torrance…). How she gets relected sheds light on the corruption of the local politics.

    She’s makes Charles Rangle look into an intellectual giant and a person of imppecable ethical character.

    Maxine…

    • Le Ruse

      In politics, stupidity is not a handicap ??
      Napoleon Bonaparte .

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      • ReverendDraco✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵃᶜᶜᵒᵘᶰᵗ

        In politics, as in a bureaucracy, one will generally rise to the level of their incompetence.

        • Le Ruse

          Yupp.. In bureaucracy, they are known, as the “Big White Rabbit” ??

          • ReverendDraco✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵃᶜᶜᵒᵘᶰᵗ

            One pill makes you larger. . .

    • GAZOO2

      Why would anybody from Torrance vote for such a dumbass ?

      • tonye

        I think they kept enough people from her old district and enough dead votes to shove her through.

        Plus Torrance is liberal as well…. they likely had no other option.

        • GAZOO2

          Thanks. I lived in Marina Del Rey a mile from the beach in 96. I guss it sucks now huh.

    • Le Ruse

      Maxine… que vaya con Dios… al Infierno.
      Should be “Maxine… que vaya con Diablos… al Infierno.”

      • tonye

        Notice how I used an ellipsis… as if I were changing my mind from Dios to Diablo.

        That means that I am not making a simple declarative sentence, but sort of adding some tension and external action. It makes for much nicer and stronger writing -IMHO..

        Also, technically, it would not be “Diablo” either, it would either be “el Diablo” or “los diablos”.

  • Uncle Sham

    Room Temperature IQ

    • MarkovDeBeeste

      If you live in Antarctica, that is.

      • Stop Bush and Clinton

        And in Celsius, of course.

        I have a room temperature IQ myself. On the Kelvin scale. 😉

        • tonye

          312?

      • Rick E.

        She IS a pathetic and comparatively RETARDED member of our government. She IS scary and inept!
        She IS ignorant–deliberately-and very stupid!
        Anyone that assigns prudence and intelligence cannot listen with righteous zeal, to ANYTHING this idiot says!

    • ReverendDraco✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵃᶜᶜᵒᵘᶰᵗ

      Celsius.

  • disqus_vZHfgxb6tX

    Maxine Waters is a caricature. Perfect representation of liberal stupidity and hypocrisy.

  • MarkovDeBeeste

    No. 6: “Is she marching because she wishes she was dead or…?” If so, she isn’t the only one who wishes she was…

  • Stop Bush and Clinton

    There’s exactly one thing she has going for her: She isn’t Hitlery Clinton.
    But other than that, can’t find a lot to like…

    • Rick E.

      But she’s even uglier and more stupid than Hillary! She utters almost NOTHING that makes logical sense.

      • Stop Bush and Clinton

        I think she´s a bit less of a warmonger though. Waters (like most other politicians) is ready to go along with the war agenda and wouldn´t do much good there, but unlike Hitlery, I haven´t seen too many indications that she´s actually madly in love with war and killing.

      • Justin Thought

        Reason #7: Each time she had a SOTU speech, the MSM would have to replace all their cameras.

        This woman makes my pet warthog look pretty. Oh. And smart, too.

  • Angel Talarico

    Just when we thought Deep State – Pax Judaica was on the ropes….

  • Greg Straw

    I know they say blacks have lower IQ than most races but this woman proves it

    • Actually, it is true. The IQ hierarchy goes like this:

      Asian -> White -> Hispanic ->African-American Black -> Native American -> Sub-Saharan Black -> Aboriginal -> Pygmy -> …

  • GAZOO2
  • Is it too much to ask that we have competent politicians in office who don’t fuck up the country at every turn?

    • Phil_Ossifer

      No, it isn’t too much to ask. It is, however, far too much to realistically expect.

  • Daffy Duck

    The fake news trying to make us fight each other, need to figure out how us fighting helps the rich then we will understand such idiocy as this is.

  • BooBooBaby

    Oh Dear Lord! She would be WAY Worse than
    Hit-Liar-y Clinton!