Latest Trending Stupidity: Kid Almost Kills Self Taking “The Duct Tape Challenge”

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It feels like the one thing that’s truly gone viral these days is stupidity.

We’ve seen the deadly cinnamon challenge. The deadly fire challenge.

Even the ice bucket challenge was, admit it, stupid.

And now, because no justifiable reason whatsoever, it’s the duct tape challenge.

This is where someone duct tapes you to something and you try to escape from it.

Sounds fun, right? Yay!

Lots of fun. Fun like what was had by this kid who was duct taped to a pole and when he tried to escape, he fell down in one big awkward lump with no arms to stabilize himself onto a window frame, crushing his eye socket and having to get dozens of stitches in his head, which slammed into the concrete, causing a brain aneurysm.

He says he’s just lucky to be alive.

But now, for the rest of his life when people ask why he’s blind in one eye or “What happened to you?” he’s going to either have to lie or tell this story.

What will kids think of next? The rabid wombat challenge? The angry, starving cheetah challenge? Honey-soaked head ant hive challenge?

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  • Mike

    Well, if all the stupid people kill themselves off wouldn’t we be better off?

    • august

      yes we would be for sure.

    • ThistleMeThis

      Congratulations, your comment has been selected for the kill yourself challenge.

      • Mike

        sorry, not going after a darwin award.

  • Smarty

    I think the killer bee challenge will be the next big thing. That’s where a member of the general sheepulation takes a broom and starts beating the hell out of a killer bee hive, expecting to out run the bees. Live footage at 5.

    • RandyJ/ProudSurvivor

      I’ll want popcorn for that one!

      • Smarty

        Just bring your bee suit. I’ve got ya covered on drinks and snacks…

  • Maybe we could interest enough of them in a politician assassination challenge to make a difference.

    • bodysonthground

      I’m in!

  • I think you are confusing crazy with stupid.

    • DebbieCaldwell

      Youll see when your day come and he

      • what?

        • sleat

          Someone just got abducted, or you just missed The Rapture.

          • It looks more like a grammar failure, since post got hit before ….

  • RandyJ/ProudSurvivor

    Stupidity hurts-as it should.

  • FiverPrometheus

    Suicide challenge !!!

    • csbubba

      How about Suicide Bomb Vest tester? I’d pay to see that!

      • Maddog

        Or seat belt dummy.

        • csbubba

          Yeah that too, but the test with the vest would be really EXPLOSIVE!

    • It is not Paranoia

      Awesome!!! :))

  • Reverend Draco

    Stupidity is supposed to hurt. Teaches one to not be stupid.

    The slow learners make the news. . .

  • SP_88

    I have an idea. How about the “Don’t do anything stupid for a whole hour” challenge. And nowadays it would be a big challenge. And it doesn’t count if you are sleeping.

  • Razedbywolvs

    I wont admit it! It’s not stupid its fun.
    You remember fun? Wild swimming in florid free water ring a bell.
    Wean I was 33 years old I was skateboarding down a hill at 27mph. I know it was 27mph because the 11 year old kid driving my truck behind me told me so. Sure I could of fallen of and got ran over by my own truck, but that is just a risk of living a forfilling life.

    Managing you risk to the point were you have never gotten hurt is stupid.

    • qweztionz5

      I nominate you for the learn proper English communication skills challenge.

      • sleat

        Need to train killer bee swarms to recognize grammar, spelling, and usage errors. Spelling Bee challenge!

    • Maddog

      Fine with me as long as I don’t have to pay for your stupidity.

  • It is not Paranoia

    Maybe I’m fucking evil, but something about stupid people suffering for their stupidity makes me happy.

    Learn your lesson!

  • Sapphire Jones

    Kids need more chores to do. Then they’d be too tired out for stupid stuff like that.

    • Agree. Too much time on the hands of IDIOTS and this is the result

    • Maddog

      We did things as kids that were considered wrong and had plenty of chores, but something has changed. Its like common sense has been bread out of them. Maybe because nowadays when someone is hurt they are always considered victims and it must be someone else’s fault.

  • Let Natural Selection do it’s job and these Effing MORONS will not reproduce !!!!!

    • Maddog

      Thank you for saying what I was thinking.

  • Phil

    Ron White said it best, “You Can’t Fix Stupid”.