Jeb Awkwardly Asks Crowd to “Please Clap,” Gives Everyone Secondhand Embarrassment

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It’s sad enough that Jeb’s team is over there paying people $25 to fill seats at his appearances, otherwise hardly anyone would show up. Now he’s asking the crowd to clap at the moments of his speeches were it says “crowd applause” on the script.

Like this one where he says he’s going to create a more peaceful world… and no one reacts at all.

“Please clap.”

Wow.

Talk about hard to watch. You could almost feel sorry for the guy… if he didn’t come from a family of evil warmongerers.

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This awkwardness has gotten so awkward, it is spreading like a disease. People are actually catching secondhand embarrassment from Jeb:

In case you aren’t familiar with secondhand embarrassment, it is defined by Urban Dictionary as:

The personal embarrassment that one feels on account of and for another (i.e. a friend, a family member or a complete stranger) who is making a fool of him or herself. A person experiencing secondhand embarrassment feels as if they are doing the embarrassing action themselves, effectively putting themselves in the other person’s shoes.

 

Well, pay people to show up and tell them to clap. Sounds like a winning campaign strategy, doesn’t it?

At least, in lieu of a real campaign where you actually have the support of large numbers of people who want to see you run the country or something…

Then again, notice that even though Jeb’s as far down in the polls as he is, he’s still there. Rand was doing better and Rand dropped out. Is there something Jeb knows that the rest of us don’t?

Are we at the part of the horror film where everyone thinks the monster is defeated and walks away only to turn at the last minute for a terrifying jump scare? He did call himself the “joyful tortoise,” keeps a little turtle in his pocket, and hands out toy turtles at rallies.

You know who else uses a turtle for their mascot? Fabian socialists… Motto: “When I strike, I strike hard.”

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  • Reverend Draco

    I don’t have secondhand embarrassment. . . but I am as embarrassed for Jeb (and the others posting about 2nd hand blah blah blah) as they would be if they were self-aware.

  • Another Thought Criminal

    Wow, he sure can pack a room! Is that a dozen whole people?

    • otis cambell

      No, I think it is a dozen half brain dead people.

  • gato felix

    One woman in the back attempts a feeble clap, no one follows suit and she quickly gives up!!! LOL!!!

  • masterblaster

    Flush this turd

    • gato felix

      No need to, he’s doing a fine job flushing himself!!!

      • http://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/political_reading_room/ disqus_3BrONUAJno

        And any remaining debris will be dispelled by Jeb! and the Bush Crime Family: The Inside Story of an American Dynasty by Roger Stone and Saint John Hunt, assuming the latter can keep his f-bombs to himself.

    • David

      Your liar hillary a better candidate? lmao

      • sunshine

        How did you deduce that he’s a Hillary supporter from that comment?

        • gato felix

          Good question!

  • Anothereno

    What an election!!! Somebody nobody wants, a traitor leaking secrets and some douche that is a racist..

    Democracy at its finest!!!

    Never thought I’d like Obomba Village better than others….

  • BasicRules

    There is a cure. for clap Jeb!

  • L Garou

    He looks like the goofy waiter from the other night.

  • http://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/political_reading_room/ disqus_3BrONUAJno

    If the speechmaker has to be told where the audience is supposed to clap, they both must be poorly trained in whatever kind of theater the script is for.

  • RandyJ/ProudSurvivor

    It was cringe worthy, but I feel second hand embarrassment is better defined as empathy-of which I felt none.

  • MrApple

    Time to call it quits when even the people you are paying to be there aren’t paying attention to what you have to say.

  • cynic

    Who is giving whom the clap?

  • cynic

    Is the country clapped out?

  • doucyet

    Dead candidacy walking.

  • Tatiana Covington

    I can’t be 2-h embarrassed, but I sure do get 1-h fun!