HILARIOUS! Chelsea Clinton Wishes The Church Of Satan A Happy New Year

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It all began when the Church Of Satan’s verified Twitter account sent an odd message to both Chelsea Clinton and model Chrissy Tiegan.

The tweet read “the never ending excitement here is never-ending.” Chelsea Clinton replied almost as if she has had some sort of a relationship with the Church of Satan in the past.

It’s been so long? Since what exactly? Maybe we don’t want to know.  But first, the Church of Satan kindly wished Clinton a Happy New Year as well.

Of course, Twitter users responded in true form, and it’s nothing less than hilarious. Many Twitter users took the opportunity to drag Clinton through the coals over her response.

There were even a few PizzaGate mentions in the replies as well.

Teigen, who was also sent the original bizarre message from the Church of Satan, and her husband, singer John Legend, threatened to sue an online conspiracy theorist who claims the couple was part of the “pizzagate” pedophilia scandal. Liz Crokin, verified by Twitter until Legend and Teigen complained, claimed the two “flaunt Illuminati symbolism,” have satanist friends and “run in circles with people who rape, torture & traffic kids.”

Chelsea Clinton snapped to Teigen’s defense, and the Church of Satan eventually joined that conversation.

After the Church of Satan joined the conversation, Teigen, appearing to lose it a little asked “what. is. happening.” No one knows what the heck Hooters is doing in the conversation.

People should be a lot more like bleach in 2018 and lighten up some.

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  • T’would be a lot like Billy Graham wishing Jesus happy birthday.

    • Jas

      You mean Billy Frank

      • Never heard of him.

        • Jas

          It’s his real name, he changed it to hide his Jewish identity. Dumb Goy Christians being led by a Jew.

          • Since church membership keeps falling, maybe it is time to replace the preacher with a computer-generated sermon. Most Christians can’t tell the difference between paganism and born-again religion anyway.

  • elbustaroyjetspeekerson

    I fail to see ANY humor here, DS. Sooo, Satanism and it’s minions are now “humorous”, REALLY?????????? You are nearly as bad as THEM.

    • ReverendDraco✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵃᶜᶜᵒᵘᶰᵗ

      It is humorous, how brain-bent people get over myths, fairy tales, and superstitions.

      • docd777

        Right,Satan,Pedophilia,Evil, none of them exist.Those are all fairy tales; is that what you want us to believe?I know Satan wants people like you to remain under the delusion of doubt.You must have agreed with the NAZI`s who said:”People of the world,there`s nothing going on in those camps; those are wives` tales and rumors “

        • ReverendDraco✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵃᶜᶜᵒᵘᶰᵗ

          Right – Satan doesn’t exist. None of your gods do.
          Sorry to have to be the one to burst your bubble, Sunshine. . .

          • Daddyotis

            Jesus loves you, Rabbi 😁

          • ReverendDraco✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵃᶜᶜᵒᵘᶰᵗ

            Sauron loves you, too, Uruk.

          • Daddyotis

            I’ll pray for you cheerfully

            * kiss kiss *

          • ReverendDraco✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵃᶜᶜᵒᵘᶰᵗ

            Orgausan ro ij avhouukand locuukavuk par lat

          • I didn’t know that ULC offered that kind of ordination:-)

      • Daddyotis

        says the rabbi from the protection of his synagogue …

        • ReverendDraco✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵃᶜᶜᵒᵘᶰᵗ

          Gee. . . fake nonsense from a bible-thumper – who’d’a ever thunk?

      • Their only options are low-life athletes and entertainers.

  • I speak for everyone in D.C. when I say “Hail Satan”!!!

    • Most of the pagans in DC pray to Moloch.

      • ReverendDraco✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵃᶜᶜᵒᵘᶰᵗ

        Most of the pagans outside of DC pray to Mammon.

  • Sopater

    The inmates are indeed running the asylum.

  • docd777

    I love it: Christine Teigen and Chelsea Clinton both complained that “Hooters ” was in the conversation, but they’re just fine and dandy with the “Church of Satan” being in the conversation!That should tell us all we need to know about Teigen and Chelsea.

    • Chelsea’s resemblance to Webster Hubbell told me everything I need to know.

  • IMHO

    The first amendment to the Constitution approves of Satanism. Why would any flag waving Christian be against it?

    • ReverendDraco✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵃᶜᶜᵒᵘᶰᵗ

      “He that would make his own liberty secure, must guard even his enemy from opposition; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach himself.” ~Thomas Paine

      “It behooves every man who values liberty of conscience for himself, to resist invasions of it in the case of others: or their case may, by change of circumstances, become his own.” ~ Thomas Jefferson to Benjamin Rush, 1803.

      “You can only protect your liberties in this world by protecting the other man’s freedom. You can only be free if I am free.” ~ Clarence Darrow

      • IMHO

        Ignorance is ignorance no matter who says it or cites it.
        Freedom and liberty are lies told by Satan to make people accept deviance and lawlessness.

        • ReverendDraco✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵃᶜᶜᵒᵘᶰᵗ

          One problem with your observation.

          It’s predicated on a false premise – the existence of a fictional character.

          • IMHO

            Prove it. You are an “Adversary” in deed.

          • ReverendDraco✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵃᶜᶜᵒᵘᶰᵗ

            You’re the one making insane claims. . . hence, the burden of proof is yours.

          • IMHO

            My only burden of proof lies in substantiating my observation that “Ignorance is ignorance no matter who says it or cites it.” An observation made in reference to the quotes you gave which are not true in the context within which they are given.

            Since we already know that there is no such thing as absolute freedom then those quotes are moot. People will always have different goals that will clash and end up with a loss of “freedom” for one or the other. Light and dark cannot exist in the same space. Noise and quiet cannot be heard at the same time.
            The idea that you gain freedom by ensuring the freedom of someone who robs you of your freedom is ridiculous.
            So my observation is true regardless of who is to blame. Be it Satan or some other lawless deviants.

  • Sallie Ann

    She was NEVER known for her intellectual properties. Her donkey braying at the DNC convention is something I STILL LAUGH AT!!!!

  • Fingal Carson

    What a circus act. I’d bet she’s saying that crap just stir up “conspiracy theorists” which the folks up top love to do.