“He Pretends to Be a Republican!”: Ted Cruz Releases Ad Featuring Kids Playing with Donald Trump Doll

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It appears, ladies and gentlemen, we have now gotten to that stage of the 2016 presidential race…

The stage where Ted Cruz creates a Donald Trump doll and films little kids playing with it to try and make him look bad:

The highlight was when the Trump doll paid the Hillary doll to be friends. The vid ends with the kids screaming “eminent domain” while destroying some other poor toy’s house with Trump.

Because any of the people running for president, except perhaps for Sanders, have been consistent in their political leanings/beliefs.

Maybe next Donald Trump will get a Ted Cruz doll and show little kids playing with it, pretending the doll isn’t a former Bush lawyer and advisor who met his wife while she was also Bush advisor. Maybe the doll will ignore the fact that his wife spent a long time working at Goldman Sachs, sat on the Council on Foreign Relations, and signed off on the globalist “Building a North American Union” document. Maybe the doll can pretend it’s a tea party conservative while in reality its a neocon who would lie down and be Jeb’s VP in a heartbeat…

Ah, those crazy kids! Playing pretend is just so much fun.

At this rate, can you imagine how this fall is going to look in the lead up to November? Get ready, America. We’ll be reaching the dank basement of federal politics soon.

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  • Reverend Draco

    We reached the dank basement decades ago. . . expanding the septic tank is about all that’s left to do.

  • Mike

    Cruz gets lower and lower. He is not eligible under article II of the constitution to even run for president.

  • Fantazine Davol

    What I’m more blown away by is that Ted Cruz does fool the Tea Party into thinking he’s one of them. Does that really make Ted Cruz the problem or Tea Partiers?

    • Ezra Pound

      The Tea Party is dead. Anything good about it has become the “Alt Right” and those left still calling themselves Tea Party are low-IQ Evangelicals over 65. The future of “conservatism” in America is nationalism, populism and race realism. Either that or “conservatism” must be utterly destroyed before it destroys America with its progressively liberal values and loyalty to corporations and foreign states (Saud and Jizzreal).

      • What are Evangelicals with less than a 65 IQ?

        • HarryLola


        • jim_robert

          Um… let’s see…. that would be someone who has an IQ still 50 points above yours.

          Let me know if you need me to explain this to you, Einstein.

          • I took after my mother who had an IQ of 180, as did my late sister. I didn’t enter elementary school reading at a third grade level and a junior high vocabulary by accident. I noticed that you corrected your obvious error in referring to fascists as leftists.

      • jim_robert

        Ah yes, the pronouncements of “Ezra Pound.” So fitting. For those who don’t know, Ezra Pound embraced Benito Mussolini’s Italian Fascism, expressed support for Adolf Hitler, and wrote for publications owned by British fascist Oswald Mosley. During World War II he was paid by the Italian government to make hundreds of radio broadcasts criticizing the United States, Franklin D. Roosevelt, and Jews, as a result of which he was arrested by American forces in Italy in 1945 on charges of treason, after which he spent months in detention in a U.S. military camp in Pisa, including three weeks in a six-by-six-foot outdoor steel cage that he said triggered a mental breakdown, “when the raft broke and the waters went over me.” Deemed unfit to stand trial, he was incarcerated in St. Elizabeths psychiatric hospital in Washington, D.C., for over 12 years

        Yeah, the Tea Party is dead… so said a person from the mad house.

        As a matter of fact, the Tea Party, and what motivated it to come to live – freedom, liberty and justice – lives on, an always will live.

        Poor, morally and mentally shriveled leftist/fascists like you are on the wrong side of history, and always will be.

        • Ezra Pound

          Why do progressive liberals always talk about “the wrong side of history”? You guys are such moral narcissicists. And yes, the Tea Party is dead because you guys are cucks, losers and fags who can’t get anything done. Move over now. It is time for REAL right-wing nationalism. So you cna either join us, or join the democratic party which is probably where you really belong. And yes, the world would be a much better place today if the good guys had won World War 2 instead of the Communist FDR and Stalin regimes.

    • There is a Tea Party for anyone on the left-right political spectrum. Not so much for those off that spectrum on the Diamond chart.

    • HarryLola

      The same goes for the evangelicals. Ted Cruz is a friend to no one. He’s out for number 1 and is committed to winning; he believes in nothing. Notwithsatnding all of that, the ad is funny and probably effective.

    • jim_robert

      You miss the third, obvious alternative. It is obscurantist, nihilist, types like you who can only abide someone who meets your almost Aryan purity requirements. Who’s is getting fooled? Maybe it’s you cynics being fooled so you stay home and we get Hilary.

      Just another Grima Wormtongue. I don’t expect your lofty level of moral purity from Cruz, but I think he is a decent man, who has a history of defending causes and values – by his ACTIONS on record – that are important to freedom lovers.

      Your comment, as noted, is essentially a solpsistic scream into a chasm of nothing and nothingness. And it is precisely cynics like you who give us president Hilary, from whom we could never recover, vs.. at worst, someone from at least we might be able to recover.

      Your post is intellectually vapid.

      • davol

        I didn’t say what I said to un-fool the fooled. Too bad we can’t all lower our standards like you to make the world a better place.

  • Ezra Pound

    Breadface is done for. The only reason he won Iowa is because he spent 2 months lodged in Iowa’s ass.

    • jim_robert

      What’s lodged in your ass is a year’s worth of fecal matter. Get that out before you deign to comment

      • Ezra Pound

        Your boy Bread is not even eligible. He’s a spic/anuck, not an American. Cruz needs to go back to his own country.

  • M Saurette

    The Ted Cruze doll can pretend to be American. Meanwhile they already have a Marco Rubio doll, it’s called- Marco Rubio. Gee, don’t those two sound like good gay porn names?

  • Trump needs to do an ad exposing the fact that Cruz is not a natural born citizen based on the definition given by the SCOTUS in Minor v Happersett. Nor are Rubio, Jindal, or Obama.

  • Smarty

    My dog would LOVE to have one of these to play with….

  • ajeocci@hotmail.com

    So, now Ted Cruz is resorting to smear tactics. Better be careful, he has a load of dirty laundry in his own closet. Shame on you, Ted. I’m voting for Donald.


    Cruz is not an American. He is a Canadaian. His mother is an American but his Father is not. To Be egible to run for President both of his parents would have to be Americans with Ted Cruz born in America.
    Cruz is not a natural born American so kick his ass out of the race.
    I cannot stand the smart ass.

  • D Urge

    Weak, even for a pu**y.

  • L Garou

    Won’t someone please spit in this lying Canadian’s face.

    • jim_robert

      I love you leftist H8TE filled hypocrites with your macro aggressions.

  • jim_robert

    I generally like your stuff, Melissa But this one sucked.

  • ccambridge

    Ted Cruz is a twisted bully who will never become president.