Giant Alien Face Crop Circle Causes Extensive Damage to UK Wheat Field

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A huge crop circle depicting an alien head wearing an Indian feather headpiece just randomly appeared in a wheat field in the UK.

No one knows who did it or why, but the people who own and work at the farm are reportedly “devastated” over the financial damage the crop circle has caused to their wheat harvest.

Via the Surrey Mirror:

[Farm worker] Miss McMaster added: “It is hard enough as it is without people destroying our crops and now everyone and their dogs will be coming to our field to see the crop circle is going to make things worse – this is criminal damage.”

Photos of the crop circle were circulated online and since its discovery photographers have flown drones and a helicopter over the site.

Our photographer, David Cook, also spotted someone “meditating” at the centre of the circle on Friday evening.

The wheat grown in that field is premium and goes to make Hovis bread.

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  • Err Amerika

    Oh, it’s just another trick by those two old guys who can hardly walk and have a board, who created yet another precise, beautiful creation, sans measurement instruments.

    Remember: you are not supposed to believe what you see.

    You are required, as good sheeple, to swallow mainstream media spin when facts suggest the contrary.

    If you believe your eyes, you are tin foil crazy; you are normal if you believe what others and media tell you what to think.

    • Phil_Ossifer

      That pretty much sums it up

    • Nimadan

      My operating theory is that these images are created from orbit
      by military satellites, possibly using microwave generators.

      I don’t believe in aliens, at least not in 2016 on (or near) Earth.

  • Brian Menendez

    Look how stupid this owner is

    ” Miss McMaster added: “It is hard enough as it is without people destroying our crops and now everyone and their dogs will be coming to our field to see the crop circle is going to make things worse – this is criminal damage.”

    SOLUTION

    charge tickets to walk on your property and make a larger profit than you could ever get for the small amount of damage to your crops

    • Donna

      most farmers are poor businessman

      they need to turn their lemon into Lemon Aid

  • N_Disnye

    Well, at least the farmer won’t have to use quite so much Glyphosate Round Up weedkiller on his wheat crop to dessicate it for accelerating the harvest schedule, meaning that perhaps not as many bread eaters will contract cancer fro their Glyphosate poisoned, carcinogenic bread.

  • Phil_Ossifer

    Shoot them with what? No guns in England and, besides, self-defence there is also illegal

    • TimWebb

      Guns must be licenced; they are not illegal.

  • Abe

    Nice pose Obama!

  • TimWebb

    “Hordes”.

  • It is not Paranoia

    Oh my God, ALIENS!!! I’M SCARED!!

    Wait…I’m not, I don’t believe in this shit.

    • Gary

      Good to see you’re getting into the spirit of alien paranoia! 🙂

      • It is not Paranoia

        It…is…not…paranoia!! Aliens are real!! They come from flying spaceballs zillion light years (and dark months) away!

        :))

        • Gary

          Merry Alien Invasion, friend. 🙂

  • BR549

    If one wants to discuss “real” crop circles, then we have to address the sheer size of the Milk Hill circle with its 409 components and made overnight after rainfall ….. and NO mud tracks. http://www.milkhill-revealed.com/PDFs/Milk%20Hill%20data%20sheet.pdf

    Because many of the crop circle knock-offs have utilized the tram lines for access, the Hungerford DNA strand circle is one where there was no access to the center in order to supposedly strike a radius from.
    https://allieallbright.wordpress.com/2010/04/25/modern-mystery/

    But quite honestly, this one looks like a hoax.

  • Brian Menendez

    ok it is 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, what are you going to do about it pussy lol