Dumbest Criminal of the Year? Kidnapper Arrested After Making “Robbery Appointment”

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Our grid depends on this mineral

Sure, there’s 11 more months left, but will anyone be able to beat this guy?

Meet 17-year-old Jason Donte Hayes.

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After breaking into an elderly woman’s apartment in the middle of the night, he forced the victim to drive to an ATM at gunpoint where he demanded she withdraw $2,000 from her bank account. The ATM, of course, has a daily limit. The woman could only take out $460.

After returning to the woman’s house, Hayes discussed the situation with the woman and her husband in the kitchen for an hour and decided they could go back up to bed on the condition they meet him in a shopping center at 9 a.m. to give him the remaining $1,540 he asked for.

Hayes showed up for the robbery appointment. The couple, to Hayes’ surprise, did not.

However, the police also showed up for the robbery appointment, probably just to see if Hayes was dumb enough to actually show up for it.

What kind of person makes an appointment to rob someone after kidnapping them at gunpoint and expects them to keep the appointment???

Will any criminal be able to top how utterly stupid this is?

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  • http://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/political_reading_room/ disqus_3BrONUAJno

    Politicians and bureaucrats show up for such appointments all the time.

    • Rebel w/out a Cause

      Unfortunately, the public shows up to make sure they get they money!

      • http://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/political_reading_room/ disqus_3BrONUAJno

        It would be easier to keep it instead of trying to get it back.

      • Tatiana Covington

        So who are the stupid ones? Those who think that they’re getting it for free. Wrong! Just going from one pocket into the other, minus a handling fee. Liberals do not understand the conservation of mass and energy.

    • Rebel

      My sentiment exactly.

  • Mike

    The perfect example of the liberal regressive educational system. MORON.

    • jaguar

      Let’s face it…this race is not very smart !!

  • Tatiana Covington

    Fucking idiot should be sterilized. And people still complain about eugenics? This douchebag shows why we need it.

    • jaguar

      That’s all you ever talk about on every blog…killing people!! You are mentally deranged… I think you have killed, you probably like to see animals suffer as well..

      • Tatiana Covington

        *I* am mentally deranged? *I*? After the above report? Come now! I wouldn’t rely on that asshole to take out the garbage.

        • Honey badger

          The moon sand is stuck high up in this one.

      • Tatiana Covington

        Home, home on deranged…

  • otis cambell

    Must be an obummer voter. That’s if he can even read a ballot.

    • RobertFl

      That’s why they want to make picture ballots now. Maybe even pop-up ballots.

    • LIEberalschism

      Or understand directions to get to the poll.

      • otis cambell

        Well, if they give directions that have locations from the nearest liquor store…………………

        • LIEberalschism

          Or the nearest rehab or crack house.

    • Gary

      Lol. At first glance, I thought it was an Obongo body-double (the CIA made too many, y’know?).

  • Smarty

    He should have brought his feetie pajamas with the dumpy door in back and stayed for a sleep over. Poor planning all the way around….

  • YeahRightOkay

    …Common Core education at its finest…

  • Reverend Draco

    In Real News: No matter where you live, your government is fucking you without lube.

    This isn’t news – it’s a bad episode of Jersey Shore.

  • sunshine

    Hahaha…yeah, pretty much exactly what I expected. They’re just like us though! Totally.

  • Mr Reynard

    Obama’s son ???

  • Lumpy Rutherford

    Anybody name “Donte” would likely show up for such a rendezvous…

  • SP_88

    Someone already beat me to the “if I had a son…” comment.
    Wow. This kid is dumb. His parents must be so proud. Must have been part of the crack baby generation, because that’s a special kind of stupid. It’s a good thing that breathing is an involuntary action or he would have forgotten and suffocated long ago. Definitely a good candidate for moron of the year, but there are a lot of real stupid people out there who will make for some tough competition. So we’ll see. A lot can happen in 11 months.

  • Plextt Plextt

    The dude in the picture resembles the end result of a discount cotton picker.

  • Jonny rRingworm

    Awesome story. Obviously a very well educated person. What no BLM people protesting his arrest? Maybe later…..

    • Tatiana Covington

      At first I thought you meant “Bureau of Land Management”.

      • Gary

        His brothers at the BLM are out there robbing people too, but they’re a little smarter and doing it a little less conspicuously.

  • Dina

    Unbelievable!!!

  • RobertFl

    This is because of mercury in vaccinations, and/or lead in the Flint water supply.
    Geez, if we can just make them
    sterile instead of stupid it would be a plus all around.

    • Oingo Boingo

      How about making them bait and fertilizer ?
      The Oogah Boogah Crowd is the mammalian equivalent of the trash/bait fish Menhaden.

  • Oingo Boingo

    Sub-Human Logic = Lots O’ Laughs
    btw, the cops should have exterminated the mook on sight.

  • jaguar

    That’s because this idiot probably did not even finish school!! Instead they’d rather have a life of crime and Rob others instead of having a job and making their own money!! And we know this race has an average IQ of 70 at best !!

  • Tatiana Covington

    Let’s just say… (look at pic)… what else do you expect?

  • Testa Sterone

    Perhaps a criminal might not be able to top this stupidity but don’t count a politician out of the running just yet!!!

  • LIEberalschism

    The bad truth about good drugs.